Hallie Batchelder

Long distance for me wouldn't work because I would be plotting how to pick fights with someone that's in a different time zone like all day long just for like my own entertainment. I don't think it was the right fit, not because he was the wrong person. I think I just have like a lot of growing to do, which you'll probably see on this podcast.

Long distance for me wouldn't work because I would be plotting how to pick fights with someone that's in a different time zone like all day long just for like my own entertainment. I don't think it was the right fit, not because he was the wrong person. I think I just have like a lot of growing to do, which you'll probably see on this podcast.

Like I'm probably going to come off as a fucking mess most of the time. I'm not going to tell you like this is how you should be doing things. Honestly, if anything, this is how you should not be doing things maybe, but it's entertaining and... it's the truth. Enough of that nonsense, guys. Let's go back into the nitty gritty. I want to get into my childhood, the origin story.

Like I'm probably going to come off as a fucking mess most of the time. I'm not going to tell you like this is how you should be doing things. Honestly, if anything, this is how you should not be doing things maybe, but it's entertaining and... it's the truth. Enough of that nonsense, guys. Let's go back into the nitty gritty. I want to get into my childhood, the origin story.

Like I'm probably going to come off as a fucking mess most of the time. I'm not going to tell you like this is how you should be doing things. Honestly, if anything, this is how you should not be doing things maybe, but it's entertaining and... it's the truth. Enough of that nonsense, guys. Let's go back into the nitty gritty. I want to get into my childhood, the origin story.

People need to understand the lore, the true lore. How did I become this product? And honestly, a lot of it goes back A lot of people don't know this. As a child, I was super fucking chubby. Like it was really cute, but like not during the time period where sugar lips were really popular. I was the youngest in my grade, the last to hit puberty, like all of that stuff.

People need to understand the lore, the true lore. How did I become this product? And honestly, a lot of it goes back A lot of people don't know this. As a child, I was super fucking chubby. Like it was really cute, but like not during the time period where sugar lips were really popular. I was the youngest in my grade, the last to hit puberty, like all of that stuff.

People need to understand the lore, the true lore. How did I become this product? And honestly, a lot of it goes back A lot of people don't know this. As a child, I was super fucking chubby. Like it was really cute, but like not during the time period where sugar lips were really popular. I was the youngest in my grade, the last to hit puberty, like all of that stuff.

So I remember like all my friends were like so petite and skinny and blah, blah, blah. And I was this like chunky monster, like little chunkster with a boy haircut because, you know, my mom has a really short, cute little pixie haircut. And we thought that would look really cute on me. It doesn't look really cute on a nine year old that's a little obese.

So I remember like all my friends were like so petite and skinny and blah, blah, blah. And I was this like chunky monster, like little chunkster with a boy haircut because, you know, my mom has a really short, cute little pixie haircut. And we thought that would look really cute on me. It doesn't look really cute on a nine year old that's a little obese.

So I remember like all my friends were like so petite and skinny and blah, blah, blah. And I was this like chunky monster, like little chunkster with a boy haircut because, you know, my mom has a really short, cute little pixie haircut. And we thought that would look really cute on me. It doesn't look really cute on a nine year old that's a little obese.

Also, like maybe don't get that right before you attend an all girls Catholic school. I remember my first day, fifth grade, I walked into the school and Mr. Fucking Helm. Yeah, shout out Mr. Helm. I'll always remember this. He goes, oh, where's your sister? Fuck you, Mr. Helm. Like that stayed with me forever. I was super chubby.

Also, like maybe don't get that right before you attend an all girls Catholic school. I remember my first day, fifth grade, I walked into the school and Mr. Fucking Helm. Yeah, shout out Mr. Helm. I'll always remember this. He goes, oh, where's your sister? Fuck you, Mr. Helm. Like that stayed with me forever. I was super chubby.

Also, like maybe don't get that right before you attend an all girls Catholic school. I remember my first day, fifth grade, I walked into the school and Mr. Fucking Helm. Yeah, shout out Mr. Helm. I'll always remember this. He goes, oh, where's your sister? Fuck you, Mr. Helm. Like that stayed with me forever. I was super chubby.

So honestly, I felt like the way I was able to make friends was through like being funny. I feel like my sense of humor had to carry because my looks weren't like people weren't my friend because I was like this hot, cute little like thing. Is that weird to say about a nine year old? I don't. Like I was like not a popular girl. I wasn't popular because I was like pretty.

So honestly, I felt like the way I was able to make friends was through like being funny. I feel like my sense of humor had to carry because my looks weren't like people weren't my friend because I was like this hot, cute little like thing. Is that weird to say about a nine year old? I don't. Like I was like not a popular girl. I wasn't popular because I was like pretty.

So honestly, I felt like the way I was able to make friends was through like being funny. I feel like my sense of humor had to carry because my looks weren't like people weren't my friend because I was like this hot, cute little like thing. Is that weird to say about a nine year old? I don't. Like I was like not a popular girl. I wasn't popular because I was like pretty.

I was popular because I was funny and I was kind and I was able to make friends with Everyone. But I remembered in eighth grade was when I first got really skinny. We had a little bit of an eating issue there. I got really thin and it was the first time boys recognized me. It was the first time I made friends with like the cool girls in my grade.

I was popular because I was funny and I was kind and I was able to make friends with Everyone. But I remembered in eighth grade was when I first got really skinny. We had a little bit of an eating issue there. I got really thin and it was the first time boys recognized me. It was the first time I made friends with like the cool girls in my grade.

I was popular because I was funny and I was kind and I was able to make friends with Everyone. But I remembered in eighth grade was when I first got really skinny. We had a little bit of an eating issue there. I got really thin and it was the first time boys recognized me. It was the first time I made friends with like the cool girls in my grade.