Hallie Batchelder

baby I said thank you and then when you got off the phone do you like call your friends or do you just like pick back up that once I mean like I can like handle a fucking weird weird like dirty text or whatever but like a weird two-hour story about like how I blew my head off with a rifle Via Matt via masturbating. I didn't really know what to handle. So, yes, I called my best friends.

I was like, I don't handle this well. I'm about to visit him, whatever. And they're like, honestly, period. And I was like, period per. Let's still do it. I still visited him and I came.

I was like, I don't handle this well. I'm about to visit him, whatever. And they're like, honestly, period. And I was like, period per. Let's still do it. I still visited him and I came.

I was like, I don't handle this well. I'm about to visit him, whatever. And they're like, honestly, period. And I was like, period per. Let's still do it. I still visited him and I came.

hallie yeah hallie alex i couldn't get on that flight i'm too paranoid i think he was gonna fucking kill me i mean your podcast is gonna be fucking insane you're literally lounging like which story should i tell about him uh the hog ties i wouldn't even consider that bad sex that was good sex you enjoyed that i like that what is the worst sex you've ever had or what would you consider bad sex

hallie yeah hallie alex i couldn't get on that flight i'm too paranoid i think he was gonna fucking kill me i mean your podcast is gonna be fucking insane you're literally lounging like which story should i tell about him uh the hog ties i wouldn't even consider that bad sex that was good sex you enjoyed that i like that what is the worst sex you've ever had or what would you consider bad sex

hallie yeah hallie alex i couldn't get on that flight i'm too paranoid i think he was gonna fucking kill me i mean your podcast is gonna be fucking insane you're literally lounging like which story should i tell about him uh the hog ties i wouldn't even consider that bad sex that was good sex you enjoyed that i like that what is the worst sex you've ever had or what would you consider bad sex

There was this one guy I hooked up with where he had like this weird baby fetish. Like where he thought it was like a doll. Or like a baby doll. And he was like, oh, my pretty little princess. My little girl. My little pretty little princess. And I was like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? He's like, just my pretty little princess and I'll be tucked in the bed.

There was this one guy I hooked up with where he had like this weird baby fetish. Like where he thought it was like a doll. Or like a baby doll. And he was like, oh, my pretty little princess. My little girl. My little pretty little princess. And I was like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? He's like, just my pretty little princess and I'll be tucked in the bed.

There was this one guy I hooked up with where he had like this weird baby fetish. Like where he thought it was like a doll. Or like a baby doll. And he was like, oh, my pretty little princess. My little girl. My little pretty little princess. And I was like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? He's like, just my pretty little princess and I'll be tucked in the bed.

And I was like, do you need to be fucking murdered?

And I was like, do you need to be fucking murdered?

And I was like, do you need to be fucking murdered?

Because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now. No, that's the type of shit I'm not into. Freak of the week. I'm going to ask you some rapid fire. Okay. Who is the most famous person in your DMs? You know this. You can't say it.

Because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now. No, that's the type of shit I'm not into. Freak of the week. I'm going to ask you some rapid fire. Okay. Who is the most famous person in your DMs? You know this. You can't say it.

Because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now. No, that's the type of shit I'm not into. Freak of the week. I'm going to ask you some rapid fire. Okay. Who is the most famous person in your DMs? You know this. You can't say it.

You want me to say it? No, we're here.

You want me to say it? No, we're here.

You want me to say it? No, we're here.

Or do we want to let you hook up with him first and then?