Hank

I'm a little rusty from Thanksgiving.

I had too much turkey.

Too much turkey.

We go from Big Balls LaFleur to Big D, where Dacaroni and Cheese Prescott had a noodle arm early on Thanksgiving, throwing an early pick, saying, Pasta La Vista.

George Dickens' career has been a tale of two cities, having Steelers fans saying,

Darn, they can't cover that guy in that.

Malik, my butthole Davis, had Kansas City defenders looking at his backside as he ran for a long touchdown, but the Chiefs responded as Rasheed Ray Rice has elevated his game and is now finishing drives instead of abandoning them.

and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Brown put a nice play on film as Quentin Tarantino Williams was focused on seeing both his feet get in.

But the Cowboys responded as Kevontae Burpin grabbed a loose ball in his tums and leaving Andy Patrick Reed wishing he could play on the live tour so he could wear shorts and execute all the journalists who think the Chiefs are out of the playoffs now.

Cowboys, 31.

The Chiefs, 28.

To Black Friday, where Max was at the game in Philadelphia.

Thanks, Max.

Hank was on the scene in Carolina for the Panthers and Rams.

In the first quarter, Chumawumba Hubbard ran for six yards, was knocked down, but he got up again.

Then he ran for two yards and was knocked down but caught up again.

Then caught a 35-yard touchdown from Bryce.

Pissing the knot away.

Young for seven.

Devontae John Adams was asked before the game about him and Matthew Stafford being old and washed and said, Old minds are like old horses.