Hank
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I got a mask from DraftKings.
One of the red masks.
Hey, big boys, minus Hank and memes.
Parentheses, yes, PFT, you're now a big boy.
My boyfriend won't go with me to dance lessons.
He says he will only go once he proposes and or when I buy him a Rolex.
I think he's popping the question this summer, but I sign us up for a couple's dance class anyway for next week.
Is he just stubborn or am I in the wrong for making him go?
Isn't that always the idea?
You have a dance class?
Don't you have, like, seven?
All right, last one.
Why do you guys not ask each other personal slash intimate questions when you hang out?
You only ask about surface level and stuff and sports.
You don't talk about each other's wives and lives or how you've been feeling.
You're missing out on a whole part of life.
And why do you always feel like you have to go it alone?
It's also just not that deep, I feel like.
You just want to hang out with the boys and not like...
Worry about yourself.