Hannah Berner

she's like when you're about to get proposed to but you don't know and you're not getting out at the pool and it's her friend filming her where like you know when you get in the pool and you're like this is what I'm doing for the next eight hours and she's like doing mermaids she's doing handstands she's having a day she's flopping around and everyone's like when is she gonna get out of the pool like he's trying to propose to her and I feel like that is girlhood and that makes me so happy that's so you that's so me if I'm like asleep and like Des woke me up to propose to me I was like can I get like an hour more sleep and then we could do this

Can I also say something controversial?

If your guy does surprise you.

Yeah.

That means he's a liar and a cheater.

Yeah.

It's not a good sign.

If he's that good at hiding something from you, I don't want to marry you.

Well, that was actually a really funny story.

I was in the bathroom as I always am with the door open.

It's right next to the garage and Des was in the garage with my dad and they're speaking very loud.

And of course I can overhear them.

And he basically was like,

hey, can I like marry your daughter?

You never told me that.

So you heard him ask.

I've literally heard it and my heart sank.

I was like, this is so annoying.

And then of course my dad goes, yeah, she's your problem now.

Making a joke.