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Giggly Squad

Giggling about group chats, social media, and cortisol spikes

03 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' plans for Easter celebrations?

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If you're watching, first, take a breather.

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18.034 - 23.541 Paige DeSorbo

Welcome. First of all, I was on FaceTime with Hannah. She saw me get dressed.

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23.74 - 30.097 Hannah Berner

See, this is where there's two sides to every story. Yes, I technically saw you, but I wasn't processing. I was looking at myself in FaceTime.

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30.378 - 30.619 Paige DeSorbo

Right.

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30.639 - 33.246 Hannah Berner

I wasn't like, oh, she's wearing a white shirt. That's like a great idea.

33.326 - 40.091 Paige DeSorbo

And glasses and black pants. Or what are you wearing on your feet? And that's why we're different.

40.492 - 41.574 Hannah Berner

My comfortable sandals.

42.055 - 51.971 Paige DeSorbo

Okay, look. Obviously, we're live. Like, we see the internet. We see it. We know what's going on. And this is Giggly Squad, which is funny.

52.352 - 55.697 Hannah Berner

Because we have to laugh through. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Insanity.

Chapter 2: How did Hannah make her music debut?

277.058 - 284.874 Paige DeSorbo

So yeah, I'm going to react differently than to the people that are just natural viewers. You don't know them. And I'm no longer on the show, so I'm not.

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284.894 - 302.225 Hannah Berner

Also, there is like whenever you post something, it becomes a news article where it's like, that's not what you want. Right. You guys donated a shit ton to the food bank. I posted a food bank Insta story and everyone, they're all donating. So the New York City Food Bank is very happy for everyone. Oh my gosh, good. For all you little sleuths on my Instagram.

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302.405 - 310.197 Paige DeSorbo

This is a good point because a couple of weeks ago I had made, Daphne had made a t-shirt for St. Jude for just like a...

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310.177 - 336.353 Paige DeSorbo

something like in-house that they were doing we didn't like post about it really because it was like for something they were doing at the hospital but so many people dm'd about the the t-shirt so we are gonna put them on the daphne website and then obviously all the money will go to saint jude's but i've become like a partner with saint jude um and i'm gonna do more with them throughout the year but hi how are you today some stuff went down yeah we were together

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336.333 - 358.488 Hannah Berner

working as two women do and stuff starts going down and I'm like, Pidge, I just dropped my music video. And you were like, hey babe, not now. You're like, hey, like, you know when a mom's like trying to have a conversation with an adult and someone's like, mom, mom, mom. And she's like, hey, mama's speaking. I'm on the phone. I literally like, I'm on the phone.

358.508 - 376.474 Hannah Berner

She's taking like, she's, press is calling her and she's having to like, and I'm like, mom, mom. Hey, what's this? Waste of my damn time. I go, look what I can do, look what I can do. And she looks at me and she's like, what are you talking about? And I go, it's my world premiere. And she goes, I thought this was a joke. And I go, it's not. It's a music video that I really produced.

376.575 - 383.905 Hannah Berner

I thought it was a bit. Okay, well, it's not. And then I go, can you watch it? Now, I do have to say, the pain of watching someone watch something you're forced to watch.

383.925 - 384.847 Paige DeSorbo

You male YouTube videoed me.

384.987 - 399.308 Hannah Berner

You were over my shoulder. I waterboarded you. But the funniest part about it is you don't realize until someone else is watching something. how long it actually is. Because when you're watching it through someone else's eyes, it actually is like dog years. I am so sorry. That was the longest music video.

Chapter 3: What challenges do the hosts face with social media?

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Jesus has risen. You just made that up. Christ has come again. Wow.

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560.962 - 576.869 Paige DeSorbo

Sorry, I'm a singer. Remix coming soon. I realized not that many people celebrate Easter. I feel like. Like, no, like I'm saying, even the people that like, that is your religion. I feel like Italians do. Yeah, but I feel like some people, like a lot of people don't make it a big deal.

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576.889 - 597.369 Hannah Berner

Really? I feel like, well, growing up for sure, there was like Easter egg haunts. Once my Nana made jello Easter eggs. And I guess they like went down a little too easy. I had like 14 of them. And then I threw up in the car and it was all like green. It was just like green. And like, I still haven't lived it down. My dad brings it up all the time. And it was actually traumatic.

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597.389 - 611.652 Hannah Berner

I've never had jello since. You're coming to my Easter. And I hope there's jello eggs there. No, wait, I'm so excited. Unfortunately, there won't be. I'm trying to get Des to dress up as the Easter bunny, which we almost did, but we kind of messed it up in our pitch.

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612.273 - 614.056 Paige DeSorbo

Well, I should have said that it was my idea.

614.256 - 617.642 Hannah Berner

Yeah, if you wanted it, he would have done it, but he knows it's just me just messing with him.

617.842 - 621.788 Paige DeSorbo

I'm not cooking. I'm catering. So like, am I hosting?

622.228 - 623.23 Hannah Berner

Yes, you are.

623.57 - 624.973 Paige DeSorbo

I mean, there's like about 20 people.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts describe their friendship dynamics?

677.165 - 680.411 Paige DeSorbo

I feel like that's really what you've been gunning at this whole time.

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680.431 - 682.435 Hannah Berner

I know, but I want Kim DeSorbo to respect me.

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682.916 - 684.619 Paige DeSorbo

Well.

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686.101 - 692.471 Hannah Berner

Wait, I envisioned me and Kim with some wine in the corner talking shit about you. Like, that's what I envision.

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692.531 - 706.354 Paige DeSorbo

Hannah texted me today, like out of nowhere and was like, Kim's waiting for this email. And I was like, who? Like, I literally didn't know what she was talking about. And Hannah was like, your mom. Because we were like waiting for an email. And she was like, I bet your mom's waiting also.

706.958 - 713.43 Hannah Berner

I hate who I become in these social events because, again, I'm going to be like, oh, like, we have to socialize. But I think I'm going to be excited.

713.47 - 728.889 Paige DeSorbo

You actually said to me the other day, don't worry, I'm going to leave before it gets serious. Like, Jesus is actually going to rise in my apartment. I'm like, what part is it getting serious? Take me with you. I don't want to stay when it's serious. You're like, don't worry, I'm going to scoot out right before.

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I'm like, before what?

730.33 - 738.798 Hannah Berner

Before Christ Rises. Yeah. Is there anything that I should know about it before, like to prep? Is there a. What are you going to wear? Pastels, right?

Chapter 5: What are the differences in hosting styles for events?

1576.604 - 1581.492 Paige DeSorbo

How pissed are you about pickleball, though? Look. Do you feel like it's coming for your art?

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1581.472 - 1610.517 Hannah Berner

i support women in the arts totally i personally haven't played it because i'm afraid i'll get addicted and then the tennis community will be mad at me okay it's just interesting it's just i don't have any honestly i don't have an opinion difference between pickleball and paddle paddle is more respected it's european got it it's south american great question it should be it's really i all the tennis players so pickleball is gonna be in the next summer olympics

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1611.037 - 1620.928 Hannah Berner

Yeah, but they've had breakdancing. It's not even a big deal. You could have anything in the Olympics if they have a good marketing team. Really? Yeah, you could have fucking kitten heel walking.

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1622.343 - 1640.839 Paige DeSorbo

I'm writing the kitten heel walk. Which I'm not going to make the team. Wait, why is that just a great saying, kitten heel walking? Sorry, I'm doing my kitten heel walking. Because people know how difficult it is. Wait, I would assume it's like you have to go through a committee. You have to present why your sport should be in the Olympics.

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1641.079 - 1650.207 Paige DeSorbo

I would think that there's like, you have to give the head of a pig to the person who invented the Olympics. I don't know. I'm thinking there's a whole rigmarole situation.

1650.367 - 1652.97 Hannah Berner

I think drag should be in the Olympics. A hundred percent.

1652.99 - 1664.226 Paige DeSorbo

I would think lip sync drag should be in the Olympics. Let's go. Rue, put it on the docket. Put it on the docket. No, but the breakdancing thing was, we don't talk about it.

1664.446 - 1670.215 Hannah Berner

We skipped, we moved on so quickly. I mean, I made my whole identity for like six months.

1670.375 - 1676.063 Paige DeSorbo

Like really, when you break it down, someone like broke into the Olympics. It was a heist.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts manage stress and cortisol levels?

1845.621 - 1847.526 Hannah Berner

My mom lets us have candy whenever we want.

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1847.624 - 1850.788 Paige DeSorbo

Yeah, same. We were like, well, I don't know if we knew.

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1850.989 - 1858.519 Hannah Berner

Italian households, they love a cup of chocolate when you walk in. Do you want a Ferrero Rocher? You don't like Ferrero Rocher?

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1860.661 - 1885.318 Paige DeSorbo

Thinking about hosting, now I get why my mom was so crazy when we were younger. I could sit in the living room and hear, oh, someone's coming over. And she'd be like, we don't have a cake. Where's the seven-layer dip? Like, what do we have? And my parents keep a frozen cheesecake in the freezer in the garage in case someone comes over. What's it called?

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1886 - 1887.362 Hannah Berner

She's like, bring out the fondue.

1888.645 - 1893.173 Paige DeSorbo

The fondue mountain. She's like, I have nothing to serve them.

1895.161 - 1897.664 Hannah Berner

I think you're going to be the hostess with the mostest this weekend.

1897.684 - 1909.758 Paige DeSorbo

No, I'm very excited. I'll definitely put some pics in the newsletter because I'm really working on my tablescape, and I hope that my mom is proud of me. I know. And I've seen all the packages coming in. And, like, it's early. Like, my brunch starts at 10.

1910.139 - 1921.392 Hannah Berner

Do you want my help? Or do you think I'm going to be actually distracted? Yeah. See, that's what you're trying to tell people. That's what you're trying to tell people. They're like, why didn't you help? And I go, because I would have made it worse.

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