Hannah Maguire

However, she was a child.

So I'm not convinced that all of the blame lies with her.

No, definitely not all of the blame lies with her.

And over the years, the Kardashians have promoted, as Saru said, waist trainers, diet teas, etc., claiming they were essential parts of how they achieved their famous hourglass figures, but they just didn't.

That diet tea is just...

Oh, yeah.

There's a lot more expensive solutions that they are employing.

And that's before we even mention the infamous 2010 Kardashian card.

about this oh my god the card with a k yep the card is a prepaid debit card designed and marketed by the kardashians for teenagers to live the celebrity lifestyle to go out spending money with their friends prepaid cards themselves aren't actually a big issue plenty of parents put money onto them for their kids to spend as an allowance but the issue was the card with the case fees

And all of this dirty money leads us to perhaps the grubbiest Kardashian cash grab of all, Kris Jenner's California Community Church, also known as the Church of Kardashian.

Kris Jenner herself launched it in 2009, originally calling it the Life Change Church, and she handpicked its pastor, Dr. Brad Johnson.

Johnson had actually been kicked out of his previous position as a pastor thanks to an adultery scandal.

By the time that Chris offered to pay for him to start a new ministry, he was working in Starbucks.

20 years on, Dr. Brad Johnson is still preaching at the non-denominational church, doing sermons in his trademark jeans and converse.

But among the sort of cool vicar modern faith branding is a much less holy endeavour, which serves one purpose and one purpose only, making the Kardashians even richer.

Or if you're Scientology, buying out the LAPD.

All that.

It's a very easy solution to all of those problems.

Tax the church.

Tax them all.