Hans Kim
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Podcast Appearances
Don't worry, I speak English.
This isn't the Super Bowl halftime show.
If I wanted to hear a bunch of Spanish, I'd go to a kitchen at Chili's.
Stop trying to make me learn things.
What's the point of having all these bombs if I have to learn?
I do think it's fucked up that a lot of Mexicans are getting deported.
I think if you're trying to reduce crime, deporting Mexicans is the least efficient way to do that.
I've never been walking down a dark alley and heard the voice behind me be like, give me your money.
It's usually some form of Ebonics.
Yeah, I recently saw a black guy gardening.
I was like, dude, you don't have to do that anymore.
You can do larceny and retail theft as well now.
You know, I don't have to be stronger than a black guy.
I just have to last long enough till the cops get there.