Hari Kundabolu

He's a dentist, though, so he's got something going for you.

The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org.

We scour that website every week to find the best Miss Connections they have to offer.

And since we're kind of in the midst of spooky season, it makes sense a lot of posts lately have had to do with Halloween.

Yeah, like this one titled, Witch Please.

Man for Woman 34, Spirit Halloween Eastside.

It says...

You were the enchanting woman in the witch aisle trying on fake eyelashes that look like tarantula legs.

I was the guy in cargo shorts who accidentally stepped on your broom and knocked over a rack of dog costumes.

You said, it's fine, I have another one in my trunk, which, in hindsight, I now realize could have been the broom or the dog.

Either way, I like a woman who's prepared.

You had a confidence about you, like someone who's put a hex on her former boyfriend and doesn't regret it.

We chatted for a bit about fog machines, and you warned me not to breathe it in because it contains dark energy.

I laughed, but then you coughed into your cauldron purse, and it got real quiet.

I tried to lighten the mood by joking that I had a wand in my trunk.

But you didn't seem to get it.

Sorry.

Why is the wand in his own trunk, though?

I don't get that.

Don't worry about it.