Harlan Williams

Hey, take it easy, bro.

You're the only guy I know has muffin tops on his fucking ankles.

Yeah, when he came in here, those were fucking elevator shoes.

Harlan, you look like Joe Biden's spokesperson.

Nigga, fuck, I fucked that joke up.

Yeah, you fucked it up bad.

You fucked it up real bad, my guy.

I mean, my fucking guy.

How about a whole fucking five guys right fucking there?

I thought this guy had a tattoo of the Monster Energy Drink logo on his stomach.

It turned out to be his fucking stretch mark.

I mean, honestly, dude, shouldn't you be in fucking Columbia or fucking down in fucking Denver stomping dinosaur footprints into a river?

This is the only guy I know.

Everyone else in the country has Lyme disease.

This guy's got key lime pie disease.

You're my bitch tonight.

Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

Tomorrow I'm taking you to the car wash, hanging you upside down and putting that fucking hair to work.

I don't even... I am cooking, and you're just pissed off I didn't actually bring you some food.