Harlan Williams

But back to Harlan, nigga.

With that motherfucking neck, nigga, you look like a protected turkey, nigga, your ass.

That's the turkey they bring out to the White House.

Ain't nobody killing that motherfucker.

Let me hear you say gobble gobble one time, nigga.

If I get roasted by another joke from the time when niggas had to go through the back of restaurants... Oh, my God.

I used to roast my granddaddy with them same jokes, nigga.

Absolutely.

Harlan, stand up.

Let us see your jeans, nigga.

Hey, Harlan, your jeans came with janitor keys, nigga, your ass.

You can hear that nigga walking through the hallway from a mile away.

Harlan can open up any door in Austin, bitch.

That shit crazy.

Look how that nigga look.

Boy, you out here looking like a motherfucking Mississippi preacher that get bit by a rattlesnake, nigga.

You know them preachers that let the snakes bite them and be like, God is gonna keep me alive.

That's that nigga right there, boy.

I'm getting roasted by a gay and a geriatric, nigga.

Hey, Harlan, you don't know it, but they hid your medicine in that liquor you drank it.