Harlan Williams
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Because I love the outfit.
I love... When I was doing stand-up, when I was getting started, I'd wear crazy stuff.
Where did you get it?
I really, truly want to know where you got that outfit.
Bigger and taller?
Not to bring you down, but I saw the same suit for 99 cents at Ross Dress for Less just last week.
I see that clover on your shirt, right?
Yes.
And I'm thinking, to suck you, are you really that lucky?
Are you telling me you're mostly fucking black?
I'm mostly black, yeah.
You're going to look me right in the fucking eyes, guy.
I knew this was going to throw him.
Tell me you're mostly black.
Fuck this.
I'm out of here.
Suck me, I'm Vietnamese.
And that's the name of the dish I prepare in the kitchen.
Suck me, I'm Vietnamese.
I'd eat it.