Harland Williams

You're like a little owl up on a pine tree in the middle of the night, and you just saw a little mouse run by. I remember when. And you're lit up like Donny Osmond at a Jackson 5 funeral.

And you did? Yeah. With your wife or with a girlfriend? Girlfriend.

And you did? Yeah. With your wife or with a girlfriend? Girlfriend.

And you did? Yeah. With your wife or with a girlfriend? Girlfriend.

Some rando. Yeah. Wow. And how was it?

Some rando. Yeah. Wow. And how was it?

Some rando. Yeah. Wow. And how was it?

Have you ever had the Heimlich maneuver? That's not real. That's not real. That girl needs to call the Orkin man. Is that a mouse? Is that a bald mouse? Dude, I will not. Not gonna look at that? I can't watch, no. Whoa, dude. How can you even show that? Is this a product commercial? This is a devil wears penis? What the hell is this? I won't watch the end.

Have you ever had the Heimlich maneuver? That's not real. That's not real. That girl needs to call the Orkin man. Is that a mouse? Is that a bald mouse? Dude, I will not. Not gonna look at that? I can't watch, no. Whoa, dude. How can you even show that? Is this a product commercial? This is a devil wears penis? What the hell is this? I won't watch the end.

Have you ever had the Heimlich maneuver? That's not real. That's not real. That girl needs to call the Orkin man. Is that a mouse? Is that a bald mouse? Dude, I will not. Not gonna look at that? I can't watch, no. Whoa, dude. How can you even show that? Is this a product commercial? This is a devil wears penis? What the hell is this? I won't watch the end.

Well, he loves it. He loves it.

Well, he loves it. He loves it.

Well, he loves it. He loves it.

You know that's a guy under there for sure.

You know that's a guy under there for sure.

You know that's a guy under there for sure.

I can't see his face. These days you don't know. You don't know what's under the floorboards. Just ask Edgar Allan Poe, cask of a Montalado. Do you? You don't know what's behind the wall, guy. No, that's true. Is it gone? I think so. Oh, dude. No. It's like I'm watching Hostel. It's like that movie by, what's his face? Jordan Black or whatever. Who's that director? The guy that did the Hostel?

I can't see his face. These days you don't know. You don't know what's under the floorboards. Just ask Edgar Allan Poe, cask of a Montalado. Do you? You don't know what's behind the wall, guy. No, that's true. Is it gone? I think so. Oh, dude. No. It's like I'm watching Hostel. It's like that movie by, what's his face? Jordan Black or whatever. Who's that director? The guy that did the Hostel?

I can't see his face. These days you don't know. You don't know what's under the floorboards. Just ask Edgar Allan Poe, cask of a Montalado. Do you? You don't know what's behind the wall, guy. No, that's true. Is it gone? I think so. Oh, dude. No. It's like I'm watching Hostel. It's like that movie by, what's his face? Jordan Black or whatever. Who's that director? The guy that did the Hostel?

Elon... What's his name? Oh, oh, oh. I know who you're talking about. Not Elon Musk.