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Harland Williams

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
743 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Okay, you got me. You got me. Cinnamon can fix anything, by the way. If I can fix Madonna with cinnamon, I can fix your giant mustard gas fucking bomb hole.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Okay, you got me. You got me. Cinnamon can fix anything, by the way. If I can fix Madonna with cinnamon, I can fix your giant mustard gas fucking bomb hole.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Okay, you got me. You got me. Cinnamon can fix anything, by the way. If I can fix Madonna with cinnamon, I can fix your giant mustard gas fucking bomb hole.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I'd like to do is maybe get some beer batter. I don't often like to cannibalize people. Yeah. But I sort of got this feeling I want to roll you in beer batter like fish and chips.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I'd like to do is maybe get some beer batter. I don't often like to cannibalize people. Yeah. But I sort of got this feeling I want to roll you in beer batter like fish and chips.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know what I'd like to do is maybe get some beer batter. I don't often like to cannibalize people. Yeah. But I sort of got this feeling I want to roll you in beer batter like fish and chips.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe eat you. I don't know if any of your other guests ever tossed that one around, but boy, oh, boy. I would be into it. I'd like to eat you. Okay. Okay. And then maybe put that tube in that guy's mouth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe eat you. I don't know if any of your other guests ever tossed that one around, but boy, oh, boy. I would be into it. I'd like to eat you. Okay. Okay. And then maybe put that tube in that guy's mouth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe eat you. I don't know if any of your other guests ever tossed that one around, but boy, oh, boy. I would be into it. I'd like to eat you. Okay. Okay. And then maybe put that tube in that guy's mouth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You think I didn't catch that right? As soon as I said I want to eat you alive, you ended the show? Oh, no, I was just making sure that we... I caught it. I didn't mean it like that. It's interesting. No, I'd say I want to eat you, and then, oh, see Harlan here, and then, you know, hey, thanks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You think I didn't catch that right? As soon as I said I want to eat you alive, you ended the show? Oh, no, I was just making sure that we... I caught it. I didn't mean it like that. It's interesting. No, I'd say I want to eat you, and then, oh, see Harlan here, and then, you know, hey, thanks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You think I didn't catch that right? As soon as I said I want to eat you alive, you ended the show? Oh, no, I was just making sure that we... I caught it. I didn't mean it like that. It's interesting. No, I'd say I want to eat you, and then, oh, see Harlan here, and then, you know, hey, thanks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's my... I'm sorry.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's my... I'm sorry.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's my... I'm sorry.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

i don't party on fun street you'd have a better chance of the edmund fitzgerald floating back to the top of lake superior the chef coming out at 8 50 a.m saying fellas it's been good to know you and then i fuck off to the next dimension so i never have to look at your sugar daddy bumpy wump crumple cake fudgy stick eyebrows ever again And I mean that. Look. Who's that? Young Shine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

i don't party on fun street you'd have a better chance of the edmund fitzgerald floating back to the top of lake superior the chef coming out at 8 50 a.m saying fellas it's been good to know you and then i fuck off to the next dimension so i never have to look at your sugar daddy bumpy wump crumple cake fudgy stick eyebrows ever again And I mean that. Look. Who's that? Young Shine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

i don't party on fun street you'd have a better chance of the edmund fitzgerald floating back to the top of lake superior the chef coming out at 8 50 a.m saying fellas it's been good to know you and then i fuck off to the next dimension so i never have to look at your sugar daddy bumpy wump crumple cake fudgy stick eyebrows ever again And I mean that. Look. Who's that? Young Shine.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm going to reach out to him. Lawsuit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm going to reach out to him. Lawsuit.