Harry Enfield

Oh, my God.

You see, Giorgio Locatelli, this cook, a friend, him and his truffles.

He once cooked for Abramovich.

Yeah, he was out in Sicily, Giorgio, and he used to come to his restaurant, Locatelli, at Bramovich occasionally, and suddenly he gets called, he says, you know, Bramovich would like you to come and cook on his boat and show his people how to cook.

Yeah.

So Giorgio gets taken out to this boat, how to cook truffles, and shows them how to make truffle pasta like he does.

And then Roman would like to come and say thanks, so he goes up on deck to have a fag, and there's like two helicopter pads, one on one end, one on the other end of this boat.

And he comes up, and, oh, thank you very much.

Roman comes up, blah, blah, blah.

George says, can I ask you something?

Why two helicopter pads?

He goes, people have luggage.

isn't it well see how many helicopter bags have you got none i'm on zero at the moment i've got to be i've got to say yeah and i'll just take my luggage with me a lot of the time yeah yeah i don't need a separate i do the same yeah i go by moped yeah you do go by moped i did i came here today on my moped on your moped but truffle pasta sorry it's just beautiful do you like truffles

Really?

Yeah, it's sort of thematic.

It's nice to know what your jizz smells of.

It's quite a gourmet jizz.

I think there's a lot of women who love truffle jizz.

I'm a lucky guy.

Very hackneyed, very stoked.