Harry Enfield
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Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
I do truffle jizz.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Your hands are all right, though, aren't they?
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
I've got the same hands as the king.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Little fat sausages, like the king.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
His look like they're about to pop off.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Oh, well, that's kind of you, but I'm not quite his age.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
When I am, they'll probably pop off.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Have little fat stumps.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Your dream side dish then, Harry?
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
Oh, well, I do like horta.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
It's basically like greens.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
It's a bit like spinach or something, but it's Greek or they do it in Greece and they call it horta and it's delicious.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
You know, it's just a bit garlic and all that.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
So I love a bit of that.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
But basically, I try to be good because I'm a fucking now.
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Harry Enfield
So with my penis, I should like some horta or, you know, the usual broccoli with bits of shit on it.