Hayley Caronia

Although we're not gonna get conspiratorial until later, but let me just get my hat on, get ready to go.

Earlier this week, NASA launched a new moon mission, but they won't be landing on the moon.

They're saving that until 2028 and probably hoping that the world ends before then so they don't have to deliver.

Just kidding.

But these missions keep getting delayed, so we'll see if this ends up happening.

But I'm putting my tinfoil hat on and I actually have my tinfoil shoes on today too.

I don't know if you can see,

But I've got my matching tinfoil hat and shoes on for today's moon landing conspiracy theory show.

I have also got scrolling time.

I've got blind reactions.

I'm answering your questions from my Instagram story and so much more.

Put your phones on.

Do not disturb.

The show starts now.

So did anyone else find it funny that they did the moon landing or the I'm sorry, the Artemis to launch on April Fool's Day?

On April Fool's Day of all days, they launched the Space Launch System with the Artemis II crew aboard the Orion spacecraft at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, of course, off the coast of Florida.

And some people I know, they went and saw the takeoff and stuff.

I was actually on Newsmax at the time.

My mom texted me and she said, are you watching it?

from, you know, the beach or something.