Hayley Caronia
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Date of birth, 1-1-1, like the first year ever.
She's still wearing her life jacket from the Titanic.
That dog walked on and off of Noah's Ark.
She doesn't look a day over 2,000.
Girl, she passed in 1895.
People in the chat saying that's an ugly dog.
That poor dog.
1% battery life.
She has seen empires rise and fall.
First registered poodle in 22 BC.
Her prime was with the dinosaurs.
That's the original dog.
I'm not sure she's ever dying.
I wonder what she feeds this thing.
How much water it gets.
Like, how is it getting to this point?
She's been here since Adam and Eve.
If dogs had social security numbers, hers would be one.
You're not supposed to dig them back up once they're in the ground.
And on the eighth day, God created Lita.