Hayley Caronia
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Lita beat a Buddha butt.
Say her name three times and all my furniture started floating.
She invented fetch.
I just know her breath would clear a room.
She looks like she could see the past, present, and future.
I can hear the dog whispering, release me.
Let that ancient artifact rest in peace.
She's the same age as water.
She needs to run for Congress.
We'll leave it at that.
Term limits and no one at the same age as Lita Bita Bota Butt needs to be in office.
How old is she in human years, you think?
What is it, like dog years or seven years, human years plus time seven?
She exists.
Yeah, she's beyond her time.
Anyway, thank you for scrolling along with me.
I'll see you right back here tomorrow.
Bye.
Happy Wednesday, everyone.
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