Hayley Caronia

This is Haley Karenia here.

President Trump has unveiled brand new renderings of his presidential library, and Whoopi Goldberg is having unsavory, not-safe-for-work thoughts about it.

Why is her mind in the gutter?

I don't want to find out.

Even worse news, Kristi Noem's husband has bigger boobs than I do.

It's really sad, except his are fake and were inspired by the Barbie bimbos he was dropping.

A pretty penny to talk to online.

You hate to see it.

We're going to get into all that.

Plus, women are speaking out about Alpine divorces, a new way to betray the woman in your life.

If wearing prosthetic breasts isn't your jam, you can leave them on a mountaintop to fend for themselves.

Also...

A new dating app for anti-social sugar daddies has a 20,000 person wait list.

So put your phones on do not disturb.

The show starts now.

Before we get going, I have to say, tell a friend about the show.

I'm not here to beg, but I'm just saying if you haven't told a friend about the show yet or a family member or someone, the barista at the store, someone that you meet on the street, what are you doing?

We're growing this show.

So tell a friend about the show.

Of course, tell them to watch it on Rumble, rumble.com slash Haley.