Hayley Caronia

Then there were reports of raw meat being served to them.

The CEO ordered a salad and vegetables despite the warnings about the water and all that stuff.

So he got food poisoning and then he couldn't participate in the retreat.

He was supposed to be like the host of the survivor show that they were recreating.

So he was up in his hotel room the whole time.

They called in a doctor for him.

He ended up nailing the IV bag to his bedpost.

This is some makeshift, some poor man's hospital stuff.

I'd be a little afraid if my life was in these people's hands.

This is why I don't go on vacation.

I just work.

Then the company...

The company's co-founder had to step in as like the host of Survivor.

And they brought in a former Navy SEAL to do exercises.

And they had them doing army crawls on the beach in 100-degree weather.

And the Navy SEAL said, this is not a super fit group in general.

So he was not impressed with the level of athleticism that he was seeing on the trip, which honestly –

Fair.

These people were not signing up for, you know, they were just going on some corporate retreat.

I don't know if these people were training before going on this fake show.