Hazel
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Podcast Appearances
We could rescue her.
Yeah, but our business is usually delivering doomsday devices and very destructive power-ups to overlords and other nefarious villains.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I dialed this number because I'd like to order Time Life's Ultimate Love Songs Collection.
No, no, no, we called you.
You didn't call us.
No, no, hand me the phone.
Oh, yes.
I saw your wonderful commercial.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
I'm told that if I order now, it's $16.99 for a two-disc set.
A mop?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I'm gonna need one after I put on this bad boy.
Wow!
All for the same low price of $16.99?
Oh, gosh, what do I expect that to be?
I thought if I order something over the internet that I should have to pay tax or shipping on that.
How dare you make me pay the government?