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Legends of Avantris

Uproot-a-rama | Ep. 2 | Princess in Another Castle

24 Mar 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

11.489 - 36.44 Hazel

Last time, you received a call from the Wygor signal. You arrived at your place of employment, Seercool Express, and you had a new job, a delivery of a power-up. to overlord Trogbar. This guy. In Trogbar's spooky castle.

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36.661 - 37.101 Grumly

Good guy.

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37.261 - 66.484 Hazel

In the malevolent magma municipality. And you convinced your boss, Wygor, to come along on the ship. It was a pretty easy flight. You didn't have to leave the realm of Arcadia like you so often do. So it's just another level of Arcadia. So you left the Dim Dim Woods, And you made it to his lava castle. Unfortunately, he had a lot of anti-aircraft cannons.

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67.125 - 82.333 Hazel

So you had to land across the spooky, spooky bridge with the lava. There you met his nemesis, allegedly, a shrew named Shrieg. He was anchoring for some Shrieg coins.

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82.313 - 108.507 Hazel

and Bitsy fried his mind a little bit, and he warned you about the beast that lurked in the lava, and you made your way across the bridge, but despite Grumly trying to sniff out the danger, a lava block chomper erupted from the lava, and you had a very dangerous battle on that bridge, but...

108.487 - 137.099 Hazel

You were able to defeat it after Bumble was able to devour it in his strange, void, symbiote, berry-like flesh. And you arrived at the Great Castle, the spooky castle, and the great video game overlord arrived before you, and he gladly accepted the delivery of Trogbar's Big Bean Burrito.

138.621 - 164.098 Hazel

He said, however, as it is written, and to make sure that you don't try to steal away Princess Shriegela, that the only way he'll let you leave alive is if you are able to succeed in a kart race through his many realms. Any questions before we get moving here? No questions. Okay.

164.638 - 168.782 Bumble

Don't forget, you have Iconic Inspiration. Gave it to you right at the end of the last session.

168.802 - 169.303 Hazel

Oh, I do.

Chapter 2: What challenges do the characters face in Trogbar's castle?

232.518 - 235.282 Booker

He cheats his four away. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

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235.302 - 241.369 Hazel

That's what I would say. Anyway. I have three Digibones. That's all I know. I've got three.

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242.744 - 281.669 Hazel

You all stand in the great hall of Trogbar Spooky Castle. The ground is still reverberating from the doors of this castle slamming shut as he has decreed that you must engage in a cart race through all of his many realms as he is flashing with the power up that he has received from Wygor. And he says, that's right. A cart race through my many realms or else you will never leave alive.

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283.613 - 297.369 Hazel

But I guess about that payment, do you take a card? Do you take the next card? Yeah, absolutely we do. Okay, hold on a sec. Where do I pay?

298.091 - 302.298 Bumble

So, I imagine that we probably have some sort of device to be able to accept these things.

302.318 - 303.581 Bitsy

Oh, absolutely, I do.

304.462 - 307.468 Bumble

If we have a card reader, Blackwing must have given us a card reader.

307.488 - 313.979 Hazel

Oh, absolutely, absolutely. There's no way he wouldn't check card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would I have that? Or would you have that? I would probably have it.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of the kart race challenge?

397.015 - 400.84 Hazel

Oh, these Nexus regulations are getting worse every year.

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400.9 - 405.327 Bitsy

You might have to call them sometimes. It requires a voice authorization.

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405.727 - 412.216 Bumble

You didn't think to call your provider before we showed up? You knew that there was a big purchase coming?

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412.236 - 417.383 Hazel

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Then you will get to a death divine card race through my many rounds.

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417.964 - 422.971 Bitsy

Hold on, boop, boop, boop. What is this tip? $1 NeonRPG.com?

422.991 - 440.384 Hazel

He has a big... At Nexus Finance, my voice is my password. At Nexus Finance, my voice is my password. That's a deep cut.

440.404 - 441.004 Trogbar

That's a deep cut.

441.024 - 477.954 Hazel

Fucking cut. At Nexus Finance, my voice is my password. And he slams it down and he stops on his phone. I mean, we can just take notes. We can take notes. Ah. In that case, I'll have to get the Death Defying Cart Race set up and, oh, that Trogbar's Big Bean Burrito is not really agreeing with me. Well, I'll go fetch cash. But don't you be stealing any Shriek coins.

478.495 - 484.424 Hazel

We're trying to make off with Princess Shriekella. We wouldn't dream of it. We're utmost professionals. Okay.

Chapter 4: What strategies are proposed for defeating the skeletons?

3680.455 - 3713.255 Hazel

Doing my math correctly. As nine are killed instantly from the AOE in that way. Okay. Okay, as they are instantly shattered and with that, it is Jean-Claude's turn. Can I propose that he says, I slay, I slay, as he attacks? I slay, I slay. I slay, I slay. This has a lot of names, but it also is known as Spooky Skeleton Killer. As he whips out his whip into- Harishad Klan, stop auto farming!

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3713.616 - 3755.322 Hazel

And so, hold on, let me just do 41 points. Oh, no, hold on, actually. No, 41 is correct. As he is going to, I need to see the range of his whip real quick. And I'm pretty sure I will be able to do that. Colossus, Colossus Drafts, Juggernaut. as once again he hulks out and gets the power of his whip as he lashes out as I am going to do this.

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3758.307 - 3763.918 Hazel

Oh shit, do we still have our exhaustion from last time? Yes. If we would.

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3764.084 - 3766.53 Bumble

When did you get exhausted? I don't think I got it.

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3766.651 - 3784.655 Hazel

I didn't get it. Oh, yeah, yeah. As he slashes forward and six skeletons are killed instantly. And... that happens, see, I'm glad I fed up and got my energy from my wall chicken. And Peggy, it's your turn.

3785.016 - 3803.887 Bitsy

You're gonna see Peggy fly towards them, but she is, she's glitching out. I'm incredibly wounded, and so you see where it looks like some of her code is failing, and so bits of her fade away for a second. as she tries to build the code back up to appear in front of you.

3803.907 - 3805.268 Grumly

Like watching Skinamax without a subscription.

3805.288 - 3807.51 Bitsy

It's exactly, no, that's exactly what it's like.

3808.171 - 3816.999 Unknown

And I'm gonna fly, especially towards, close to where the grease is, and I'm going to put my hands out, and I'm gonna cast Burning Hands.

Chapter 5: How do the characters interact with the princess and her powers?

3841.41 - 3849.481 Hazel

DC 15. DC 15. Yeah. Is it half damage? They take half damage. Okay. You burst out as. Pretty sure.

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3850.303 - 3854.368 Bitsy

Well, let me double check, but I believe so. Half damage on a successful one.

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3856.61 - 3874.399 Hazel

As you burst out into this cone, as seven skeletons are instantly killed, as they are burst, as they go, as suddenly, it's very much a different sound file than the rattling that they had before.

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3874.619 - 3886.901 Bitsy

It smells like someone's computer has really old, a heat sink material. And the fans have been running just much too long. Burning dust. Burning dust.

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3887.502 - 3901.42 Hazel

It sounds very much like a stock image of that comes from each of them as they all burn and they collapse. And with that, it is Grumly's turn.

3901.58 - 3905.044 Bitsy

Thermal paste is the word I was looking for. It smells like burning thermal paste.

3905.378 - 3945.892 Hazel

This didn't work very well. I'll put away my shock baton. There are 28 left as I just pull out my gun. And I'm gonna fire off a shot. 20 with a hit. What's the damage die? A D12. Roll that for me. Seven. Seven. You instantly, you once again, you aim as your reticle zeroes in and you get a good shot and eight are killed as you blast through this. And so, There, Booker, you're up.

3946.113 - 3947.858 Hazel

I am getting, my flesh is being torn from my body.

3947.878 - 3955.518 Bumble

There are 20 skeletons left. I just fire wildly into the pile of skeletons that are on top of me. That is going to be a 15 to hit.

Chapter 6: What are the details of the upcoming kart race?

3968.326 - 3976.637 Hazel

I'm just blindly firing. And that's my whole turn. And with that, they're all gonna go, once again, the grease is still there. Someone roll a d12 for me.

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3977.598 - 3978.619 Bumble

I gotcha.

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3980.978 - 4007.137 Hazel

Seven. Seven more skeletons. They start slithering. As wacky music starts to play amidst the heavy metal, as seven more skeletons are thrown into the lava. And so that's 72. And so only 10 are left. So there's going to be two attacks on all of you, because Jean-Claude is not here.

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4010.442 - 4013.506 Hazel

Uh-oh. It's going to be two hits on Grumly.

4014.387 - 4014.668 Trogbar

Oh, wow.

4016.11 - 4019.134 Hazel

Two hits. It's going to be one hit on Booker.

4021.637 - 4021.857 Trogbar

Uh-oh.

4022.578 - 4023.54 Hazel

One hit on Hazel.

Chapter 7: What happens during the lava zone racing?

7604.497 - 7621.863 Hazel

And I take my repulsor pod through the lava zone, trying to dodge all of the fiery goodness. Okay, you do that. That'll be the conclusion of my turn. Okay. Jean-Claude? So we can actually add, I don't know if it matters, we can actually add plus two, because we're all proficient in ground vehicles, I believe.

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7621.883 - 7623.725 Bitsy

So add a six and then a D6?

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7624.646 - 7648.301 Hazel

Correct. Oh, I didn't know that wasn't baked in. That's correct. I also am proficient. Jean-Claude's gonna go for a power up and he fails. I say, I say, no, this thing is, come on, St. Cotton, help me, help me. And he is able to advance onto the Lava Realm, though, however. Yep. Okay. With that, it is Peggy's turn.

7648.382 - 7651.772 Jean-Claude

Peggy! J. Peggy.

7654.44 - 7656.205 Unknown

So how does Cart Swipe work?

7657.012 - 7668.163 Hazel

You were able to make an attack roll against another person within one zone, within one place. So that would be Booker. But I don't. No, in the same sector. You could only attack me.

7668.423 - 7672.867 Bitsy

Right, and I don't care about hurting Booker. Yeah, I'm just gonna.

Chapter 8: How do characters strategize their power-ups?

7745.217 - 7751.953 Hazel

At the start of the turn, you're in this kind of introductory zone. Got it, okay, got it. I'm gonna go for the power-up.

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7751.973 - 7755.08 Bumble

Yep. Oh yeah, crushed it.

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7755.621 - 7767.865 Hazel

20... 30. 30. Okay, 30. You are able to get it and it goes bing bing bing bing, roll a d8 for me. A d8, so basically, the further you are behind, the better the power-ups can be.

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7767.885 - 7768.967 Grumly

Yep, they can be. That's right.

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7769.507 - 7792.425 Hazel

Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight. You roll a larger die size for the farther back. Three. I think I'm gonna have to. You are able to fire this thing right at Hazel. as the blast ball rockets towards you. You make a ranged vehicle attack roll against the guard in front of you. Oh my god. What are you doing?

7792.445 - 7794.168 Bumble

And our AC is 19.

7794.649 - 7796.352 Bitsy

Jon Kahn is also right in front.

7797.694 - 7798.114

I can't believe you.

7798.134 - 7800.758 Bumble

I don't know if it has to be the same zone. It's the same zone, yeah.

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