Heather McMahon

Exactly.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Me too!

Me too!

Me too!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm your dream girl's dream girl. And I'm gonna serve exactly what you are. On this episode of the Commercial Break. One place I played, they would announce on the website of the comedy club, we put our comics in, you know, La Quinta. And I'm like,

Se on niin, että ei ole mitään tapaa, että ihminen olisi koskaan tehnyt sitä. Sanoin, että ei! Heillä oli jotain asiaa paikallisessa paikassa, mikä tarkoittaa sitä, että tässä on paikassa, jossa voit tappaa Rachelia. Seuraava komersiallinen loppu alkaa nyt.

46 dollar hotels. I was like, oh, look, this one, I could get this for 46. I could get a cocktail of diseases for 46 dollars. It comes with free syphilis. Like actively dangerous hotels, but one of the times I know that somebody from the audience, one place I played, they would announce on the website of the comedy club, we put our comics in, you know, this hotel. Yeah, and I'm like,

Se on sellaista, kun ei ole mitään tapaa, että ihminen olisi koskaan tehnyt sitä. Minä olen niin, että ei! Heillä on jotain sopimusta paikallisella paikalla, mikä tarkoittaa sitä, että tässä on, missä voit tappaa Rachelia.

Se on totta. En miettinyt sitä. He kertovat, missä kaikki komikset tulevat. Niin, ja heillä on sellainen ratkaisu, että jos me annamme sinulle tietoa niin, että voit lopettaa mitä tahansa sinun kriminaalisiin tavoitteisiin yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä yhdessä

One time I was in California, I can't remember. I don't want to say the name of the comedy club, but it was probably about an hour or two out from LA. And I was... Look, I'm still protecting them. Protect me! Yeah, that's true. But I had a room with an outside entrance. And I just like... My friend, another funny comment, Kelly Price, she was over, spent the night, and I...

Hän tuli ja aloitti minulle. Hän elää lähellä, mutta hän tuli ja sanoi, että voisit pysyä täällä hotellissani, jos haluat mennä pois. Hänellä on viisi lapsia. Jos haluat mennä pois, hän on suuri perhe. Hän tuli ja all of a sudden there's this drunk guy from the audience outside the door. We got out to go use the machine or something. I was like, that's the guy. We came back in and we shut the door. We were just sitting there trying to plan. She's like, just come to my house. I think we just have to go. He knows me. Yeah.

Puhuimme ylös, ja hän oli ympärillä, kun menimme ympärillä. Sitten menin elämään Kellyn kanssa. Luulen, että olin herran pöytäpöydällä.

I told the club the next day. They just kind of watched my story. It was an amusing night for us. I'm like, so again, the guy from the audience was outside. They're like, oh, that's crazy. It was not a wacky, fun tale. I was almost murdered. They're like, oh, that's Ed. He murders all of the comics that open up for the big names. Don't worry about it. He was just swaying and pointing, and we were fleeing in the night. Wow, that's scary. I think that's a good one. Another time a guy came into...

My room, that was in Vegas. Into? Well, halfway in, because he opened up at the top. That was in Vegas when I was staying at one of the towers for, I think it was Harrah's Casino. So then he follows me. So he worked for the casino. So he worked for the casinos. This comedy club is no longer in this specific casino, but he worked for the casino. So he worked in maintenance. And so