Heather

So I understand there were a few complaints on the last trip I planned.

And then we see the camping trip and people being like, fuck camping.

Yeah.

This is the you've owned four Porsches suite.

I've had five actually.

Wait, she's had five and Lisa's had four, right?

Don't forget.

So Angie and Heather and Mary are walking outside and Lisa's getting glam.

So they're making fun of her.

no lisa comes out sorry that was later lisa comes out she's like oh my god don't come up to me because i might be braggy ha ha ha yeah oh my god i have a makeup girl in there she's from athens i love her oh my god did you did you do your makeup good angie because you know what like that you're a greek but that girl's like greeker than you yeah she's from athens yeah she's like from here

And Heather's like, oh my gosh, I love those slides.

Those are Prada slides.

I'm going to buy those, Lisa.

But don't forget, Meredith is also very light and chill today.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

oh it's heather she's like britney may have forgiven meredith but i haven't i'm so hurt and so disappointed because when we were walking off the plane meredith made it very clear that if i was going to continue to be friends with britney then she and i were done and she won't even admit it well she's being nice to you i mean clearly she's not done can we just let it go heather jesus christ you're just shoving this down our throats the entire fucking season just

let it go find something new please i beg of you i'm not gonna forget about her calling me a liar so i'm not gonna forget about you lying about your black eye for how many years and trying to blame someone in production and all the other shit that's come out of your mouth on this show are we gonna start keeping liar tallies because this is probably not the show you want that on god wasn't it horse race

And we both believe that she did.

yeah and so meredith being like no i didn't and like you're you're being crazy right now i understand i actually understand heather well she's not not well just to clear that just to clear it she's not saying she didn't act crazy on the plane she's just saying she didn't scream and yell for five hours or whatever they're saying right and and heather's like a meredith argument where she's arguing the details