Heather

So Meredith is like, by the way, at some point I need to take two minutes with you because I do need to explain something to you from last week's thing.

Bye.

You know, then we're done with it.

Then we're done with it.

And she tells us that she tried to talk to Heather.

She tried to talk to her before the trip to resolve some issues because of the misunderstanding about her calling her a liar.

And she's like, but, you know, it doesn't hurt to give someone the courtesy of a conversation, but I guess that's a little too much for her.

Well, we're Americans.

I don't even think we're allowed to speak on that because look at us.

I mean, I go down the street.

You can't go down the street here without a truck that's bigger than a house coming past you with American flags all over it and American flags on the bumper and American flags on the windows and American flags.

The kids come out.

They're just little walking American flags.

You know, you're about to put a big flag on your child or your car or your pet or your street or your mailbox.

Just ask yourself this.

You may be proud of your country, but is your country fucking proud of you?

OK, is America walking around with Ronnie faces everywhere?

No, just stop it.

I love the Amy Sedaris representation in Dubai.

I'm a user, a boozer, and a loser.