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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

Right in my upper lip. Thankfully, it did not puncture through. I probably should have gone to the hospital. I think probably to get like a tetanus shot. I'm a college kid. I'm not going to go to the doctor. So Brian hands me like a wad of toilet paper, put some pressure on it. I just look at him. I'm like, I need to go home. Thankfully, one of the guys that lived on the main floor, he sees us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

And he hands me a T-shirt to put better pressure on the wound as I'm walking home. Did he take it off his body? No. I mean, it could have been a dirty shirt from his room, but it was better than toilet paper.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

And he hands me a T-shirt to put better pressure on the wound as I'm walking home. Did he take it off his body? No. I mean, it could have been a dirty shirt from his room, but it was better than toilet paper.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

And he hands me a T-shirt to put better pressure on the wound as I'm walking home. Did he take it off his body? No. I mean, it could have been a dirty shirt from his room, but it was better than toilet paper.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So now it's Brian, myself, and this dog walking back to my apartment. So we get home. I show him where the first aid kit is. So he starts cleaning it up, seeing what's happening. That's when we find out it's not that deep. We should be okay. But my lip is starting to swell at this point. The bleeding has stopped. So we're just kind of putting some ice on it. And then we go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So now it's Brian, myself, and this dog walking back to my apartment. So we get home. I show him where the first aid kit is. So he starts cleaning it up, seeing what's happening. That's when we find out it's not that deep. We should be okay. But my lip is starting to swell at this point. The bleeding has stopped. So we're just kind of putting some ice on it. And then we go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So now it's Brian, myself, and this dog walking back to my apartment. So we get home. I show him where the first aid kit is. So he starts cleaning it up, seeing what's happening. That's when we find out it's not that deep. We should be okay. But my lip is starting to swell at this point. The bleeding has stopped. So we're just kind of putting some ice on it. And then we go to bed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So I let him stay the night. Oh. Oh, my God. Good job. He does try to give me like a little kiss goodnight. My lip's a little swollen. I can't really kiss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So I let him stay the night. Oh. Oh, my God. Good job. He does try to give me like a little kiss goodnight. My lip's a little swollen. I can't really kiss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

So I let him stay the night. Oh. Oh, my God. Good job. He does try to give me like a little kiss goodnight. My lip's a little swollen. I can't really kiss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Meet Cute II

One of the best parts, besides obviously meeting Brian, was when I stood up after getting bitten, I used my hand to kind of push up against the wall. Well, I left this bloody handprint at this house. I didn't clean it off. They never cleaned it off. So it was there for the rest of the semester. So I would show people the scene of the crime.