Heather

So I let him stay the night. Oh. Oh, my God. Good job. He does try to give me like a little kiss goodnight. My lip's a little swollen. I can't really kiss.

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

We wake up in the morning when we go downstairs and the dog's just hanging out with my roommate, acting like he's just a great little boy. And Brian takes the dog and leaves. He doesn't ask for my number. I don't ask for his number. I think we were both kind of embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

question maybe seven oh wow okay probably about a week goes by and he facebook messages me so then we start talking we exchange numbers and we start dating pretty soon after that so we've been together since then we've been together for 16 years we've been married for seven and a half wow

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

Maybe one more year. And then he tried to bite me a couple more times. Jesus Christ. He was jealous.

One of the best parts, besides obviously meeting Brian, was when I stood up after getting bitten, I used my hand to kind of push up against the wall. Well, I left this bloody handprint at this house. I didn't clean it off. They never cleaned it off. So it was there for the rest of the semester. So I would show people the scene of the crime.

One of the best parts, besides obviously meeting Brian, was when I stood up after getting bitten, I used my hand to kind of push up against the wall. Well, I left this bloody handprint at this house. I didn't clean it off. They never cleaned it off. So it was there for the rest of the semester. So I would show people the scene of the crime.

One of the best parts, besides obviously meeting Brian, was when I stood up after getting bitten, I used my hand to kind of push up against the wall. Well, I left this bloody handprint at this house. I didn't clean it off. They never cleaned it off. So it was there for the rest of the semester. So I would show people the scene of the crime.

My husband and I were literally talking about this earlier. Cedar Point, of course.

My husband and I were literally talking about this earlier. Cedar Point, of course.

My husband and I were literally talking about this earlier. Cedar Point, of course.

But have you been to Six Flags? Yes, I have. Not so great.

But have you been to Six Flags? Yes, I have. Not so great.

But have you been to Six Flags? Yes, I have. Not so great.

Hey, this is Heather from Salt Lake. Long time fan. Haven't missed an episode. I've had it with Elon Musk, but more so the descriptions of his penis, which I have not heard you guys talk enough about. But I went down the rabbit hole and apparently his kids were all born IVF because of a botched penile implant job. And his penis is described as looking like, quote, no stem, acorn covered in scabs.