Helen Zaltzman

So you're assuming that she is a fan of sneaker and I would argue that she probably isn't actually that much of a fan of the sneaker.

my first show I had my only fan in one ticket sale I was thinking about this because it does actually have debut Edinburgh hour vibe because in this because you've got the sort of crazed streaker you've got earlier on in the finals they had somebody shout out never forget the Epstein files and you have phones repeatedly going off that is the full Edinburgh debut hour experience for the new the new enfant terrible of snooker yeah

It's very exciting.

But I would argue, I would say that the Crucible has been a really unpredictable venue ever since it's been there.

Like ever since 1638 when Goody Proctor sent her familiar to repeatedly pinch Abigail Williams.

And, you know, it wasn't, the Crucible wasn't an easy place to be.

Yeah.

Does it count as a streak if someone is fully dressed?

Because the press is describing this as a streak, but she appears to be fully clothed.

I just want to clarify the semantics.

Under our clothes.

I find all of this, it's so surreal.

It's quite exciting to have such unpredictable interventions.

Even for me, with that OnlyFans streaker, she comes out and says, nobody pays their TV licence.

And I think, well, I do.

I don't agree with this.

And she says, fuck the BBC.

And I think, oh, that's a bit much.

Obviously, I have some complaints with the news department sometimes, but I won't say fuck the BBC.

Fuck the snooker.