Helen Zaltzman

It is still a misstep, but you wouldn't want people at your funeral describing it thus.

Especially not since you chose it with some evidence of crocodiles and cliff.

How are reforms struggling with racist candidates?

Isn't that their whole deal?

They're struggling because they've got so many.

They can't even hold them all.

The clubhouse is teeming.

Could we put the British electoral system in rice?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Turn it off and on again.

And it would be a real boost for the rice industry.

There you go.

They've been struggling because of climate change.

So they could do with that.

I am sad because all people often care about in elections is potholes.

And there's a guy, Mr. Pothole, Mark Morrell, 12 years, he's been a professional, I guess, pothole guy, agitator against potholes, superhero in the pothole sphere specifically and solely.

And he's retired.

We don't even have...

that champion anymore the man who filled potholes with pork noodles in 2023 he did and not just that he drove a tank to parliament square to campaign and in doing so significantly damaged every road he crossed it's a scam the man's perpetrating them himself so maybe actually now he's retired the issue might subside because there won't be someone

you know, backhanding the pothole lobby.