Henry Paker

Yeah, it's Magna Carta.

Of Bedfordshire.

And married to Priscilla Scales.

I was saying that the date we're recording on is the 19th of May.

So even though it's June for the listener, we are still in late spring.

Install Henry as the state newsreader.

That means I can charge my phone.

Okay.

This has just reminded me that something momentous happened in my life, which is going to happen today.

I made the decision this morning, as I woke up, I had this thought in my head that was clear as day.

That what I had to do today was throw away all of the cloths in my house and re-buy them.

You shot on your watch?

Okay.

Shall I turn on the Bean Machine?

Do it.

Yes, please.

Normally we play my Bean Machine music, but James from Manchester has sent in a rendition of the Bean Machine jingle in the style of the noise artist, author, and punisher.

He writes, I feel that the frankly horrifying sounds I've produced for this abomination suitably reflect the horrors of the Bean Machine itself.

That's not happening at the Brandenburg Gate, is it?

So this week's topic, as sent in by, I'm not sure how you'd pronounce this name, M-U-N-A-S-H-E.