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Three Bean Salad

Martial Arts

03 Jun 2026

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Holy cripes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Can it be true? It's happening again. Have they learnt nothing? Welcome back, everyone. We hope you had a good early summer. Is May early summer or is it late spring? Late spring. Yeah, I'd vote late spring. It's feeling late spring weather-wise.

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So just to be totally transparent, and that's because that's what we stand for here at 3 Bean Sides, transparency. Complete transparency of processes. And of process. Both, isn't it? And process is a relationship. And process as well. And process. We process transparently through the process. Through the process, exactly. And if our last brunch together is anything to go by, Prosecco as well.

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Really testing the word bottomless to its limit, didn't we? Well, I mean, you said he did that with your trousers, didn't you? As well. It's one of Bonjoe's bottomless, topless away days, isn't it? They are. Just wearing a belt. He wears a, it's always a different sponsored belt, isn't it? That's right. It was Hewlett-Packard. Thanks to the boys at Hewlett-Packard. It's a belt and wang snood.

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Don't worry too much. It's all above board. That's right. And a wang suit. It's like a nose bag for a horse, isn't it? Yeah, it's just got a bit of feed at the bottom of it. It's got a bit of feed. But honestly, when the three beans, when we hit a brunch bar, it's absolute. Oh. Isn't it? It's literally riot police. It will be broken up by riot police every time. Yeah.

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But we have a laugh with the riot police.

114.546 - 121.454 Mike Wozniak

Can you put a bit of Prosecco in that riot cannon, please? We're just a laugh, aren't we, really, when we have a brunch?

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Do you know what I mean? I thought you said you could put anything in the omelettes. I want two bottles of Prosecco, please, including the glass. Just crunch it up with a hammer. The riot omelettes? Yeah, the riot omelettes. The police will often fire a giant omelette over the riot. Well, it's the only way to contain us, isn't it? Well, it's the legal deployment of an omelette chef.

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It's actually highly effective.

143.281 - 148.467 Mike Wozniak

It's very discombobulating if you are rioting. I don't know if you've ever rioted, but if you see an omelette chef on the sidelines...

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