Henry Zabrowski

That for me, go make my mouth hell. Yeah, gotta go. He goes, he gets, I actually applaud him because if I was drunk enough to ruin a Christmas Eve early mass, I definitely would be conked out.

Oh, yeah. He was going out there to do it. Mr. Von Gates, who is truly the fanciest name of a man that I know that is drunk on Christmas Eve, Thomas Campbell Bowling Von Gates. We...

Oh, yeah. He was going out there to do it. Mr. Von Gates, who is truly the fanciest name of a man that I know that is drunk on Christmas Eve, Thomas Campbell Bowling Von Gates. We...

Oh, yeah. He was going out there to do it. Mr. Von Gates, who is truly the fanciest name of a man that I know that is drunk on Christmas Eve, Thomas Campbell Bowling Von Gates. We...

I mean, who fucking... It sounds like one of those bullshit ones. America, man. Yeah. Sounds like one of the bullshit. That's fucking whatever. They should be designed to be interrupted.

I mean, who fucking... It sounds like one of those bullshit ones. America, man. Yeah. Sounds like one of the bullshit. That's fucking whatever. They should be designed to be interrupted.

I mean, who fucking... It sounds like one of those bullshit ones. America, man. Yeah. Sounds like one of the bullshit. That's fucking whatever. They should be designed to be interrupted.

He can't walk into... Well, yeah, whatever.

He can't walk into... Well, yeah, whatever.

He can't walk into... Well, yeah, whatever.

Actually, I do want to ask this. You don't have to pay admittance to go to a church. You don't have to show a license to go to a church. There's no subscription. What law is he breaking walking into the church?

Actually, I do want to ask this. You don't have to pay admittance to go to a church. You don't have to show a license to go to a church. There's no subscription. What law is he breaking walking into the church?

Actually, I do want to ask this. You don't have to pay admittance to go to a church. You don't have to show a license to go to a church. There's no subscription. What law is he breaking walking into the church?

God was real. Wouldn't he have stopped him? Yeah. If anything, he was giving to the church. He gave food and drink. Jesus turned water into wine. That guy turned water into whiskey by pouring whiskey into water. Yeah, man. That's easy to do. You guys are... I just don't... Yeah, I'm actually incensed about this. There's a crime to interrupting a mass as a crime? You threaten people, though.

God was real. Wouldn't he have stopped him? Yeah. If anything, he was giving to the church. He gave food and drink. Jesus turned water into wine. That guy turned water into whiskey by pouring whiskey into water. Yeah, man. That's easy to do. You guys are... I just don't... Yeah, I'm actually incensed about this. There's a crime to interrupting a mass as a crime? You threaten people, though.

God was real. Wouldn't he have stopped him? Yeah. If anything, he was giving to the church. He gave food and drink. Jesus turned water into wine. That guy turned water into whiskey by pouring whiskey into water. Yeah, man. That's easy to do. You guys are... I just don't... Yeah, I'm actually incensed about this. There's a crime to interrupting a mass as a crime? You threaten people, though.

That's different. That's what I'm saying. I mean, obviously, it's Christmas.

That's different. That's what I'm saying. I mean, obviously, it's Christmas.

That's different. That's what I'm saying. I mean, obviously, it's Christmas.

The whole thing is you can't masturbate. You can't gamble. You can't jerk off. You can't curse at your mother. Why do they have all these stupid fucking bird baths sitting in the front of the churches? Fill it with whiskey. Dude, honestly, they probably get more out of the whiskey than the holy water.