Side Stories: Christmas Crimes
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Side stories. Yes.
Welcome to 2025. You look good.
I feel bad.
Yeah, you've been sick.
I've been sick.
I got the bird flu or the new China flu. I got something. You got something inside of you, but whatever it is, honestly, I like that it's made you humble. Thank you. Yeah, no, I was humble when I was holding my belly in my room.
Just go, oh my God, don't you leave. Stay away. Stay away from me.
Just like the Virgin Mary on the Christmas Eve's Eve. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it is interesting how pathetic you can get when you're very sick.
Well, what's sad is how debased a man allows himself to get. Yeah. I know other men, because I am one of the bravest, strongest survivors that's ever lived through a cold or having hurt my toe or having hurt my thumb. And the one thing that Natalie will tell you is that I suffer in silence like a World War II veteran. No one knows that I'm in discomfort, and I never show a sign of weakness. Never. Not once. Never been weak. No, no, no, no. I make sure when I'm sick, I'm volunteering at the firehouse. Oh, absolutely. That's what I do. I'm brave.
It's different.
I'm down at the mission. I'm built different. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm built different. I am one of the most incredible husbands there's ever been, but honestly, Eddie, I'm glad you're okay. Yeah, I finally got the confidence to fart again. Which is nice. Were you afraid you were going to spray? I did. I had a couple. I shit myself twice. Welcome to Side Stories. And that's how you start 2025 the proper way. I'm your host, Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with your other host, Ed Larson. Oh, my bully. And he's just been sick.
The one thing I will say. I'm going to get sick again this weekend in Atlanta. Be good. I hope you do. We are coming, Atlanta. Last podcast on the left. Coca-Cola Roxy on Saturday night, 7 p.m. Come get stinky.
And then we're at Dad's Garage on Sunday, but sold out. Can't see it. Sold out. So you got to come to the last podcast. But I will say, if you're coming to the Dad's Garage show, bring suggestions.
Yes, because we're going to try a little...
But I will say it's nice to be back in the studio. It's the year 2025. The jingle bells are receding. The Jews have thrown their menorahs in the rivers. And the Muslims have gone back to do whatever they do during the December year. Ramadan if you do. Ramadan if you don't. Last I heard. But now it's time to get in some updates because we're here. The news has not stopped. You lost a friend. Can we have any taps? Do you have Sarah McLachlan's In the Arms of the Angel? Yeah. Now, I like to follow on Instagram, obviously, as many do. I like to follow. I don't like smart dogs. I don't like skilled dogs. I like an old, shivering dog. Oh, the dog. And it's my favorite follow on Instagram. I like ones that are they have little legs, malformed faces.
I like when they have names like Pips or Mr. Crunkles. That's like some of my favorite stuff. But what no one tells you, I think one of the worst phenomena that no one explains about social media is when a pack, literally several of the little tiny dogs that you follow. die.
Yeah.
And then I was, so I was watching throughout all of, obviously, the Christmas season. I'm filled with anger as normal. And I'm going through and I'm looking at my favorite little guy, Lil' Hobbs. Love Lil' Hobbs. Love Lil' Hobbs. I was looking through all his Christmas content. Again, they're crushing it. Rolling it out three times a week. I can depend upon it. Looking at it, right? All of a sudden, which I think is hilarious, January 2nd arrives. Yeah. Here comes the post. We regret to inform you and the entire Lil' Hobbs family that Lil' Hobbs died before Christmas. So my thing is that I've been watching Lil' Hobbs dance and bark and yip. And he's been a fucking corpse for decades. Three weeks and I'm watching this. I'm watching this ghost.
It's like watching photos of just because you know how much. So are you mad about this? I don't know. I think it's good. I mean, you needed Little Hops. I did. This was a stressful time for you. Little Hops is fun. Yeah, but Little Hobbs was dead and Little Hobbs still made you feel delight.
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