Henry Zabrowski
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five six or seven of these this morning it's like me and marcus has got his pile of chewed up nicotine gun i saw him take a chewed he had a piece in his mouth he took one out he had a pre-chewed one on the back in his mouth you don't have to re-chew the gum just like there's some more in there There's more in the pack. There's more in the pack, too. You do it. You get between him and his gum.
I'm not getting between him and his gum. I'm saying just don't chew the gum that's already chewed. I dare you to try to keep the gum from his mouth. I mean, I think I can really speak to him because you know that half my family is chewish. I'll allow it. That's funny. That's... You fucking piece of shit. All right, one more listener email. One more listener email.
I'm not getting between him and his gum. I'm saying just don't chew the gum that's already chewed. I dare you to try to keep the gum from his mouth. I mean, I think I can really speak to him because you know that half my family is chewish. I'll allow it. That's funny. That's... You fucking piece of shit. All right, one more listener email. One more listener email.
I'm not getting between him and his gum. I'm saying just don't chew the gum that's already chewed. I dare you to try to keep the gum from his mouth. I mean, I think I can really speak to him because you know that half my family is chewish. I'll allow it. That's funny. That's... You fucking piece of shit. All right, one more listener email. One more listener email.
I've been debating on sending this email for a few years now. The first ever episode of Last Podcast that blessed my ears was episode 426, The Dangerous UFOs of Brazil. And I immediately felt right at home. Oh, when they were straight up attack people. Yes. Yeah. But to get to the point, to not make a long story short, I saw some weird shit in the sky.
I've been debating on sending this email for a few years now. The first ever episode of Last Podcast that blessed my ears was episode 426, The Dangerous UFOs of Brazil. And I immediately felt right at home. Oh, when they were straight up attack people. Yes. Yeah. But to get to the point, to not make a long story short, I saw some weird shit in the sky.
I've been debating on sending this email for a few years now. The first ever episode of Last Podcast that blessed my ears was episode 426, The Dangerous UFOs of Brazil. And I immediately felt right at home. Oh, when they were straight up attack people. Yes. Yeah. But to get to the point, to not make a long story short, I saw some weird shit in the sky.
This is around 2014 in butt-fucking Egypt, southern Indiana. That's two different places. BFE, you know. I was 19, 20 and stole... How do you think Egypt feels about the fact that everyone says they're butt-fucking? I think I think that hopefully they're blissfully unaware, but if you do tell them, they will ask you for $100. Excuse me, is this butt-fucking Egypt? Actually, yes.
This is around 2014 in butt-fucking Egypt, southern Indiana. That's two different places. BFE, you know. I was 19, 20 and stole... How do you think Egypt feels about the fact that everyone says they're butt-fucking? I think I think that hopefully they're blissfully unaware, but if you do tell them, they will ask you for $100. Excuse me, is this butt-fucking Egypt? Actually, yes.
This is around 2014 in butt-fucking Egypt, southern Indiana. That's two different places. BFE, you know. I was 19, 20 and stole... How do you think Egypt feels about the fact that everyone says they're butt-fucking? I think I think that hopefully they're blissfully unaware, but if you do tell them, they will ask you for $100. Excuse me, is this butt-fucking Egypt? Actually, yes.
All right, so this is, I don't know. Sorry, I'm sorry. You did this to me. I was 19 and 20, and I stole about five Miller Lights out of my dad's fridge and headed to a friend's house to be young and dumb. Absolutely. She happened to live quite far away from me, right out of town. So I was on a rural highway on my way to some crusty back roads. There's nothing there.
All right, so this is, I don't know. Sorry, I'm sorry. You did this to me. I was 19 and 20, and I stole about five Miller Lights out of my dad's fridge and headed to a friend's house to be young and dumb. Absolutely. She happened to live quite far away from me, right out of town. So I was on a rural highway on my way to some crusty back roads. There's nothing there.
All right, so this is, I don't know. Sorry, I'm sorry. You did this to me. I was 19 and 20, and I stole about five Miller Lights out of my dad's fridge and headed to a friend's house to be young and dumb. Absolutely. She happened to live quite far away from me, right out of town. So I was on a rural highway on my way to some crusty back roads. There's nothing there.
And the one business that was probably more than five miles, but less than 10 miles away from her house was a log yard. That helps you picture the nothingness that is this area where this happens. Speaking of butt-fucking Egypt, going to the log yard. Tell me about it. You just left the log yard in the fucking downstairs shitting bathroom. That's our solids bathroom. Yes.
And the one business that was probably more than five miles, but less than 10 miles away from her house was a log yard. That helps you picture the nothingness that is this area where this happens. Speaking of butt-fucking Egypt, going to the log yard. Tell me about it. You just left the log yard in the fucking downstairs shitting bathroom. That's our solids bathroom. Yes.
And the one business that was probably more than five miles, but less than 10 miles away from her house was a log yard. That helps you picture the nothingness that is this area where this happens. Speaking of butt-fucking Egypt, going to the log yard. Tell me about it. You just left the log yard in the fucking downstairs shitting bathroom. That's our solids bathroom. Yes.
I was probably a good ten minutes away from our house and speeding so that my beers wouldn't get warm. And yes, I was sober. But he is right.
I was probably a good ten minutes away from our house and speeding so that my beers wouldn't get warm. And yes, I was sober. But he is right.
I was probably a good ten minutes away from our house and speeding so that my beers wouldn't get warm. And yes, I was sober. But he is right.
Listen, I'm sober as hell. Don't you want me drunk? There was an older truck that I got caught up with and they were driving at an excruciatingly slow pace. After I got maybe a little too close, they started to speed up dramatically. So I sped up as well. And as soon as the next curve in the road approached, I noticed a light in the air. At first, I thought it was a streetlight.