Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones
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Yes. God, feeling good. Yeah, you feel good? Yeah, I just got that dookie, man. That was a big one. Dude, I honestly... I almost had to call in Rob and be like, what do we do with this thing? Oh, that's what happened?
Yeah.
Because they said that there was a 2.5 earthquake in Montecito.
Yeah, I know.
So I thought that's what it was. I thought that that's what that rumble was. Man, shit's so big, I almost had to buy it a Christmas present. wow you know honestly what that should do for you besides make you late to record fucking great i now after the fact i thought that shit was so big i came wow what a great way to start our christmas episode of side stories this is lead up to christmas this is yeah honestly it's still the godless december yes it's not christmas yet this is godless december it's Bills are due. Bills. Taxes are coming. That's right. Welcome to Side Stories. We have ads to do. You must listen. You have to get them. Do not skip. Actually, do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello. I'm big. Hey, Henry, before we get started, we got a gift. Remember, I went to see my dentist today. Yeah. Oh, and was she happy with you?
She was happy. Because we did bleep her name out. Yes. Several times. But then I believe in the YouTube replay, we didn't. Yes, I think that's what the problem was. Yes, because now she found out. Yeah. She's a great dentist. Wonderful dentist. Honestly, my teeth were a mess and now they're doing great. Elegant woman. Yes. Very picturesque woman. I met her. And we were asking about the dental dam and whether it's good or not. Well, we were making fun. We were making jibes. Well, she gave me some. Would you like to see if maybe you want to bring this home? Well, let me just see if I can do this. She told me it was a gift for you. Oh, for me? Well, there's only one here. We can't share. No, we cannot. I will not share this with you.
Clean it and bring it back. Listen, if you lady in the tramp a dental dam, it's just two tramps. Here we go. I feel like we could do... I've never used one of these before. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you put it on there. Yeah, yeah, there you go. You got to lick it and... Yeah. Yeah, you got to push it. So this is supposed to be romantic? Yeah, no, no. You're creating the hole. You're supposed to go into the hole, I believe. Okay, all right. So this is clean, right? Yeah, that's clean. That's straight from the dentist's office. It couldn't be more clean. I'm going to put it over my Starbucks can. All right. There it goes.
I think that works. Oh, my God. Is your Starbucks squirting?
I know you're clean, baby. I know you're clean. I just can't bring anything back to my wife. I know I can tell you're clean, baby. By the way you dance. I know you're nice. Oh, nice, tidy woman. Oh, my God, that's your asshole.
What a great episode Already Oh my god Thank you Eddie said before the show I got some dental dams We could do some good material with that I mean it was great Hey Do you think Are you not impressed by yourself? Robin Williams Could never You ever see it when he does it with the pashmina? No Where he does like He goes inside the actor's studio And he takes the scarf from the woman Then he does five accents And we can't do anymore Yeah Everybody's favorite comedian. Genius. Genius, genius man. He was extremely funny. If you want to see bits like that, please come to Classy Night Out this Saturday. We have 10 tickets left. Yes. All right? We have 10 tickets. It's going to be truly a very special night. I bought two tickets because I was worried that we were going to run out before I could bring my friends. I'm excited. We have people doing things they've never done before. People singing songs. It is a full... Holiday extravaganza. I got a Christmas tree for the stage. It's going to be wonderful. It's going to be a lot of fun, and I can't wait.
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