Henry Zabrowski

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4,353 appearances 8 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 10 Jun

Henry Zabrowski’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Now, I think we need to, before we even go further, there are two types of handlebar mustaches.
Are there?
There's the one that goes straight down like this.
See, I don't know.
Is that technically?
I don't think it's a handlebar mustache if it goes down.
I think that's also a handlebar mustache.
But you are specifically talking about the frilly one, the dynamite, the tie the girl to the railroad tracks.
Fu Manchu is what I was thinking of.
Yes.
Like, I know we might get a little heat for this, but I don't... Oh, we get heat for every single thing we've ever said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't really care.
No.
But yeah, no, it's silly.
And it's hard for me to take you serious.
Like, if I'm hiring somebody to do something for me, whether it's, like, write jokes or, like, fix my toilet, and you show up with one of those curly mustaches.
Get the fuck out of my house.
I don't think you can do the job properly.
It's an IPA mustache.
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