Side Stories: Fake Children
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
I can talk to you now.
I'm done with my text messages and I may speak with you now. Who'd you text? I was texting with Julie. Yeah, what'd you say? We were talking about Summer House. We'll get into it later, though. I'm already angry.
Just like thinking about it. I know Eddie has brought this up. He said he is the only person that can properly do Summer House slash last podcast on the left side. news coverage. Yeah, man. But you're saying that you know... There's context.
We'll talk about it. We'll get to it towards the end. We have updates. We have updates. We do. We got all kinds of shit. We have a lot of stuff. I think the most important issue of the day is...
Does anyone actually like the handlebar mustache? Okay, I'd like to put this right here to everyone. We're going to start this out hot. Okay, welcome to Side Stories.
Not you, Rob. No, not you, Rob. You have no idea.
It just grows like this.
Let's just talk about this.
There's two different handlebars. Let's start. Okay, welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with the properly bearded Ed Larson. Hello, how are you? Also, Rob, you don't have a handlebar mustache. You have what I call a Western droop. That is a normal droop. Mustaches are supposed to go down. I believe this, okay? I'm sorry for everybody. I already know. My friend who runs the Red Hot, who is one of the most wonderful people, brilliant artists I have ever met, truly incredible artists. Her husband has a handlebar mustache and I don't know what happened there because she's so incredible. Her husband's a wonderful man. I don't know why he chose the handlebar mustache because what we were saying right before we were recording is that the handlebar mustache is an exact example of a thing a man chooses.
Now, I think we need to, before we even go further, there are two types of handlebar mustaches. Are there? There's the one that goes straight down like this. See, I don't know. Is that technically? I don't think it's a handlebar mustache if it goes down. I think that's also a handlebar mustache. But you are specifically talking about the frilly one, the dynamite, the tie the girl to the railroad tracks.
If you have a handlebar mustache, I pretty much assume you are a non-union stunt rigger. If you have a handlebar mustache, I assume you are somebody that is running from allegations someplace else. And it's trying to hide, right? Because what you have straight up here, this is a good example.
Fu Manchu is what I was thinking of.
A Fu Manchu is different, but a Fu Manchu... And a horseshoe is okay. A horseshoe's okay, but Fu Manchu, Rob doesn't even have a full Fu Manchu, because then go all the way down. I would do a Fu Manchu, I've done it, but I'm saying this to my boys, all right? We're starting hot here.
What are the different opinions on handlebar mustaches?
Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. To me, it feels like if I, like how do you put this? Like the beard, I put the beard on as man makeup, because I've decided to, and I can, right? When I have the mustache and I choose my mustache, the reason why I have my mustache is because of the polarizing effect of my mustache. I love the fact that people wonder if I'm a pilot, wonder if I'm a police officer. You have a full mustache. I love my fucking mustache. We all know what your mustache looks like. And I love all mustaches. I was saying this. I'm going to pay Ed money to have a pencil-thin mustache. We'll see. We'll talk about it. I'm going to pay... I haven't worked up a price yet. Imagine Eddie with a pencil-thin mustache and tell me that that's not going to be the single funnest day of all of our lives.
When he's walking around with a pencil-thin mustache and how fun that will be if we put a big chef's hat on him and he walks around going... I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache. I think you'd look amazing, personally. But the thing about the handlebar mustache, it's a stubborn male choice. Much like, for a while, I did Civil War hair, right?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–3:07
2
What are the different opinions on handlebar mustaches?
3:07–18:55
3
How does Michael Jackson's legacy intertwine with conspiracy theories?
18:55–41:27
4
What are the details of the Lucas Jones murder case?
41:27–42:20
5
What are the implications of Lucas Jones' actions?
42:20–43:33
6
How does the discussion shift to the Summer House reality show?
43:33–46:39
7
What is the significance of the reunion episode in Summer House?
46:39–1:26:02