Henry Zabrowski

When my dad was still a firefighter, he arrived at the station one morning, parked, and started to head to the door when something strange caught his eye in the truck bed next to his.

When my dad was still a firefighter, he arrived at the station one morning, parked, and started to head to the door when something strange caught his eye in the truck bed next to his.

He was taken aback. For obvious reasons. He just stared and he blinked a couple times and he shook his head like it was a cartoon. He headed inside and asked the guy whose truck it was what the deal was. He responded that he was in Studio City the day before. He saw someone throwing out all these dildos after a porn shoot and he thought it was a big waste. He fished them out of the dumpster.

He was taken aback. For obvious reasons. He just stared and he blinked a couple times and he shook his head like it was a cartoon. He headed inside and asked the guy whose truck it was what the deal was. He responded that he was in Studio City the day before. He saw someone throwing out all these dildos after a porn shoot and he thought it was a big waste. He fished them out of the dumpster.

He was taken aback. For obvious reasons. He just stared and he blinked a couple times and he shook his head like it was a cartoon. He headed inside and asked the guy whose truck it was what the deal was. He responded that he was in Studio City the day before. He saw someone throwing out all these dildos after a porn shoot and he thought it was a big waste. He fished them out of the dumpster.

His plan, he said, was to wash them and resell them on eBay for a nice profit. Needless to say, the rest of the guys in duty mercilessly roasted him while the guy got more and more defensive. As far as I know, you went through with his plan. That guy has been known as the dildo guy in certain circles ever since. Never buy it used. Always buy it in the box. Yes. Buy it within the box.

His plan, he said, was to wash them and resell them on eBay for a nice profit. Needless to say, the rest of the guys in duty mercilessly roasted him while the guy got more and more defensive. As far as I know, you went through with his plan. That guy has been known as the dildo guy in certain circles ever since. Never buy it used. Always buy it in the box. Yes. Buy it within the box.

His plan, he said, was to wash them and resell them on eBay for a nice profit. Needless to say, the rest of the guys in duty mercilessly roasted him while the guy got more and more defensive. As far as I know, you went through with his plan. That guy has been known as the dildo guy in certain circles ever since. Never buy it used. Always buy it in the box. Yes. Buy it within the box.

It's worth it. It should go from one box to the next. Really, really. And I want to say live every day knowing you never know what's going to happen anyway, right? Yeah. We have no clue what's going to happen to us one day to the next. So it doesn't really matter what happens.

It's worth it. It should go from one box to the next. Really, really. And I want to say live every day knowing you never know what's going to happen anyway, right? Yeah. We have no clue what's going to happen to us one day to the next. So it doesn't really matter what happens.

It's worth it. It should go from one box to the next. Really, really. And I want to say live every day knowing you never know what's going to happen anyway, right? Yeah. We have no clue what's going to happen to us one day to the next. So it doesn't really matter what happens.

Just know you're going to live it for the best and you're going to laugh knowing the fact everybody's panicking around you. But you got to know you got to take care of your family, your friends and your city.

Just know you're going to live it for the best and you're going to laugh knowing the fact everybody's panicking around you. But you got to know you got to take care of your family, your friends and your city.

Just know you're going to live it for the best and you're going to laugh knowing the fact everybody's panicking around you. But you got to know you got to take care of your family, your friends and your city.

You take care of any community you fucks by giving to something like the California Community Foundation, which I did give a bunch of money to. You did? I did. I'm still trying to figure out where to put money. I like this one. One of the things they did say to do is give straight to the LAFD. Yeah. They do need a bunch of shit. All right, I'll do that today.

You take care of any community you fucks by giving to something like the California Community Foundation, which I did give a bunch of money to. You did? I did. I'm still trying to figure out where to put money. I like this one. One of the things they did say to do is give straight to the LAFD. Yeah. They do need a bunch of shit. All right, I'll do that today.

You take care of any community you fucks by giving to something like the California Community Foundation, which I did give a bunch of money to. You did? I did. I'm still trying to figure out where to put money. I like this one. One of the things they did say to do is give straight to the LAFD. Yeah. They do need a bunch of shit. All right, I'll do that today.

I also will say, to discount some of the disinformation out there, there was not a massive budget cut. All that stuff is horseshit. All bunch of lies.

I also will say, to discount some of the disinformation out there, there was not a massive budget cut. All that stuff is horseshit. All bunch of lies.

I also will say, to discount some of the disinformation out there, there was not a massive budget cut. All that stuff is horseshit. All bunch of lies.