Henry Zabrowski

Mine's a pit bull Norbert. Oh, this is not the Norbert you follow? This is not my Norbert. Wait a second, Eddie. This ain't my Norbert. We have to talk about this. How is Norbert not suing your Norbert? He typed in Norbert the dog, and the first one that popped up is my Norbert. Really?

The problem with the bigger dog influencers, that's extremely cute. But the bigger dog influencers, they do die faster.

The problem with the bigger dog influencers, that's extremely cute. But the bigger dog influencers, they do die faster.

The problem with the bigger dog influencers, that's extremely cute. But the bigger dog influencers, they do die faster.

Not dead. Quote, unquote. So they had to say she's not dead? No, no, no. Well, they said she's retiring from social media. And I bought a calendar for Julie for Christmas. And for my dog, Nanny Maxx. This is what little Hobbes learn. This is what you learn. The dog never dies. The dog retires. Miss Sunday's hot. I always show Rambo videos of Miss Sunday and be like, look at this bitch.

Not dead. Quote, unquote. So they had to say she's not dead? No, no, no. Well, they said she's retiring from social media. And I bought a calendar for Julie for Christmas. And for my dog, Nanny Maxx. This is what little Hobbes learn. This is what you learn. The dog never dies. The dog retires. Miss Sunday's hot. I always show Rambo videos of Miss Sunday and be like, look at this bitch.

Not dead. Quote, unquote. So they had to say she's not dead? No, no, no. Well, they said she's retiring from social media. And I bought a calendar for Julie for Christmas. And for my dog, Nanny Maxx. This is what little Hobbes learn. This is what you learn. The dog never dies. The dog retires. Miss Sunday's hot. I always show Rambo videos of Miss Sunday and be like, look at this bitch.

Oh, you're talking about the dog. I'm talking about, yeah. Okay, I'm talking about the older African-American lady that owns him.

Oh, you're talking about the dog. I'm talking about, yeah. Okay, I'm talking about the older African-American lady that owns him.

Oh, you're talking about the dog. I'm talking about, yeah. Okay, I'm talking about the older African-American lady that owns him.

She loves her baths. Okay, well now we're just talking about dogs. And I think it's very sweet. It's very sweet. You're taking it, bringing it in the new year, talking about these old ass dogs. My dogs are still alive. Your dogs are still alive. Against all odds. Oh, yeah. No, and Carmi's still alive even though she went into underneath the tree. She found my mom in all of her generosity.

She loves her baths. Okay, well now we're just talking about dogs. And I think it's very sweet. It's very sweet. You're taking it, bringing it in the new year, talking about these old ass dogs. My dogs are still alive. Your dogs are still alive. Against all odds. Oh, yeah. No, and Carmi's still alive even though she went into underneath the tree. She found my mom in all of her generosity.

She loves her baths. Okay, well now we're just talking about dogs. And I think it's very sweet. It's very sweet. You're taking it, bringing it in the new year, talking about these old ass dogs. My dogs are still alive. Your dogs are still alive. Against all odds. Oh, yeah. No, and Carmi's still alive even though she went into underneath the tree. She found my mom in all of her generosity.

My mom does this thing. She's still feeding Gracie Mae from the grave. She does a little, and I mean this with all love. She's becoming slightly like an Aunt Bethany from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she is just wrapping stuff. And so we did not know she had wrapped a bar of dark chocolate underneath the tree. And Carmi, who's a little Brittany Murphy, she is becoming in love.

My mom does this thing. She's still feeding Gracie Mae from the grave. She does a little, and I mean this with all love. She's becoming slightly like an Aunt Bethany from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she is just wrapping stuff. And so we did not know she had wrapped a bar of dark chocolate underneath the tree. And Carmi, who's a little Brittany Murphy, she is becoming in love.

My mom does this thing. She's still feeding Gracie Mae from the grave. She does a little, and I mean this with all love. She's becoming slightly like an Aunt Bethany from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where she is just wrapping stuff. And so we did not know she had wrapped a bar of dark chocolate underneath the tree. And Carmi, who's a little Brittany Murphy, she is becoming in love.

She loves anything that can kill her. Baby oil?

She loves anything that can kill her. Baby oil?

She loves anything that can kill her. Baby oil?

Getting that laced baby oil? And so she goes and she found the bar of chocolate. She waited. She literally had probably located it before. Natalie stepped out. I mean this. She went under the tree while Natalie was gone for 10 minutes, ate the bar of chocolate, then thousands of dollars later just got to be confused in a fucking urgent care. I have no idea, but she lived it.