HG Nelson

No, not yet.

Right.

Residents of Tallis Drive, described here in the Murdoch Press as a sleepy tree-lined street that borders the Mornington Golf Club, said the tranquility of their quiet corner was shattered on Wednesday night when the police turned up to break up an illegal party.

A cleaner working at the Airbnb that had been booked by rule-breaking jockeys said she walked into an absolute mess, finding what she believed to be bloodstains on the couch, red wine marks splattered on the floors, there was blood on the couch, everywhere you had to get the steam cleaners in.

I took one look at it and thought, I can't clean it.

I can't clean it.

I mean, that doesn't often happen to cleaners, does it?

She said several cleaners had to be brought in.

Messes in a time.

Whoa.

Do you think it's sort of pent up?

Pent up desire to escape lockdown that makes people go over the edge in these circumstances?

But I know what you mean.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Count me in.

Yeah, that's right.

Which street are we going to?

Now, steam cleaners and a mobile pool cleaning service.

Mobile pool cleaning service?