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Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside

The new V'Landys "Sleeping suit" stadium

23 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

2.14 - 4.224 Roy

This is an ABC podcast.

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5.767 - 23.079 HG Nelson

Hello, Cobbers. HG Nelson here with a little bit of an update and housekeeping notes for today's episode. Obviously, after Magic Round, everybody needs to have a sit down and a rest and the bludge is no different. Roy and myself are off fishing, the flathead are running and we're hooking. Take it away, sumpster!

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24.182 - 35.787 Cedric Sump

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to bump. It's time to thump. It's time to bludge. The best of bludging on the blind side.

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38.393 - 54.183 Roy

Now, this comes from Dane. While watching the Panthers Broncos game, I was shocked. After stopping the game to check on what happened to Felderice Walsh, the referee then changed his ruling of a turnover to a penalty, despite the collision happening a couple of plays prior.

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54.905 - 76.977 Roy

I was under the impression that the referee could not change his decision after a tackle was completed and the next play had commenced. However, I've been informed that the rule has changed, has been changed to allow a referee to give a penalty after the fact. My question is, how far back can the referees go? Does this rule change apply to penalties that has yet gone unnoticed by the officials?

77.378 - 85.391 Roy

As a Tiger supporter, I'd love to see the boys tip the ref off to Terry Yam's errant forearm to Ellery Hanley's face in 1988.

85.611 - 86.332 HG Nelson

Well, who wouldn't?

86.352 - 91.48 Roy

Who wouldn't? I'd love to see a penalty given for that. I'd love to see Terry sent off.

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Can I ask, what's your understanding of this rule?

Chapter 2: What rule changes are impacting rugby referees?

254.436 - 267.962 Roy

Yeah, Gobekli Tepe he's working on. Now, this is in what we call the Fertile Crescent, Anatolia, or in my understanding is what we would call the Garden of Eden as spoken about in the Old Testament.

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268.483 - 271.57 HG Nelson

Is there some suggestions that in the Garden of Eden they play rugby league?

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271.59 - 305.31 Roy

Well, this is what I was approached about by the German Research Foundation. Because as we know, the roots of rugby league go back to the Romans with Haspartum. Yes. As the game was called then. But what I didn't realise is that Haspartum was founded on a Greek game called Episkairos. Now, Episkairos was played as far back as about 400 B.C., at this stage, as far as I'm given to understand.

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305.41 - 334.257 Roy

Now, when I went to Gobekli Tepe, I had a look at Karahan Tepe as well, which is about 50 kilometres away, as the crow flies from Gobekli Tepe. Now, these are sites that go back to what we'd call pre-pottery Neolithic. Wow. So we're looking at about 8,000 to 9,000 BC. This is right at the cusp between hunter-gatherer and farming communities where you could live off the land.

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334.297 - 357.625 Roy

It was the land of milk and honey, the Garden of Eden. Now, Tepe means hill, so Karahan Tepe appears to be about 2,500 years older than Gobekli Tepe, but they would have co-existed at the time. It's fascinating to look at these sites, to see the stone walls, the T-pillars that would have held the roof up, that would have been timber structures.

357.665 - 361.829 HG Nelson

The uprights at either end of an open area with a black dot on the crossbar.

361.969 - 385.732 Roy

All of that. Not quite. But what I did do, HG, is I got some drones and did a drone examination of the area. And I found that if you found a midpoint between Karahan Tepe and Gebekli Tepe, that there is a space, an area there, that is almost perfectly the dimensions of a rugby league ground. Isn't that incredible?

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Now, I found no direct evidence at this stage, because it's very hard, it's such a long time ago. And it'll be a spoken word culture. Indeed, indeed, indeed. But there is no doubt in my mind

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that there was some festival, sporting, could be, relationship, competition between Carahan Tepe and Gobekli Tepe at this area where there is areas around where people could sit and watch what was happening on the field. And have a beer? I don't know about a beer. They'd certainly have something. Some alcoholic beverage. Probably, probably. The jury's still out on this.

Chapter 3: How could Rugby League support rural and regional communities?

720.357 - 742.348 HG Nelson

A well-respected jockey, Ethan Brown, an up-and-comer, Celine Gaudry. And the big name was Jamie Carr, who I think I'm right in saying is the current premiership jockey in the Victorian area. Era. Area. Area. Get it right. Now, we come to Victorian racing boss, Giles Thompson. Jamie Carr is an extraordinary jockey and a great jockey to watch.

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742.328 - 759.044 HG Nelson

and not to have her there through the carnival will undoubtedly diminish the carnival. This is because she, Melham, et cetera, have been outed for the whole of the spring carnival. Oh, really? Yes. They're on the sideline because of this adventure. Fantastic promotion. Got a lot of coverage in the press. Yes.

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759.064 - 766.511 HG Nelson

The protocols are there for a good reason, and no one is above these protocols, and it's really important that everyone in our sport, no matter who they are, abides by them.

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766.531 - 769.534 Roy

Are these the COVID protocols? COVID protocols. Okay. Okay.

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769.514 - 782.142 HG Nelson

The inquiry is held behind closed doors due to the sensitive nature of the evidence, and here my ears prick up. Yes. They're jockeys. Yes. The sensitive nature of the evidence. What were they up to? Well, I don't know if you've, have you?

782.542 - 789.17 Roy

I'm not really across nature. I heard there was a bit of a party on. Was that it? There was. That's right. So it was an Airbnb that they rented.

789.19 - 800.162 HG Nelson

Rented. Yeah. And then they, well, we'll get to the cleaning in a minute, but Carr, Mellon, Brown and Gordry were charged with failing or refusing to comply with an order, direction or requirement of the steward or an official.

800.142 - 820.378 HG Nelson

We became aware of the situation and opened inquiry into what happened at the Mornington Airbnb, Racing Victoria Chief said, because of the sensitive nature of the evidence already taken, the inquiry will not be open to the press and we'll be issuing a media release at the conclusion of the inquiry. And I look forward to that enormously. What could it be? What could they have done?

820.358 - 826.423 HG Nelson

The quartet were also fined for their breach of the state's COVID rules. That's obviously Victorian police involved.

Chapter 4: What are the plans for the new Hello World Stadium?

826.443 - 843.559 HG Nelson

Usual sort of thing. I think they've been fined $5,452 for breaking the curfew, five kilometre radius, limited on Wednesday night. Police called the property. Racing officials notified the alleged breach. The penalty must be seen as a public address to the seriousness of the offence or to address the seriousness of the offence.

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843.859 - 851.126 HG Nelson

And the stewards have determined that all four jockeys shall have the licence to ride in races suspended for a period of three months. Now.

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851.487 - 860.484 Roy

Okay. Who was brains behind this? Do we know, HG? Whose idea was it that they should, hey, why don't we all just get together down at B&B?

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860.764 - 863.93 HG Nelson

Yeah, no, look, will we get into trouble? No, Vorney didn't when he had his barbecue.

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864.03 - 866.194 Roy

Nah. One minute on Vorney's.

867.271 - 872.857 HG Nelson

Now, Jamie Carr, I'm deeply embarrassed, quote, I'm deeply embarrassed and disappointed with myself.

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Good. Deeply embarrassed. Disappointed with myself.

876.181 - 881.808 HG Nelson

There is no excuse for what I've done and I've let down my family and friends and the horses. And the horses.

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All the horses.

Chapter 5: What proposal is made for a National Rugby League Day?

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Can we say that we used to propose a day, a Rugby League Day, as the first weekend after the big dance? Yes, that's right. Sort of like middle of October sort of time. Yeah, right, yeah. We thought that, you know, leading up to the spring carnival, et cetera.

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3135.273 - 3135.493 Roy

Sure, sure.

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3135.473 - 3142.604 HG Nelson

remembering the year that's just passed in rugby league. Yeah, yeah. You know, you have great, you know, people like... Christian Welsh. Christian Welsh.

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Chapter 6: What concerns are raised about public holidays and their impact?

3142.624 - 3146.33 HG Nelson

Yeah. You know, Abdu. Yeah. They're all doing things. Yeah, Kev.

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3147.652 - 3160.113 Roy

But I'm not opposed to, you know, starting a national conversation about a National Rugby League Day and it's not a bad place to start the 12th of April, Daily Messenger's birthday. That's not bad. And where do we stand with more days off in the year?

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3160.153 - 3163.598 HG Nelson

Would we have to sacrifice... Well, that would be a day off. Yeah, no, no, I get that.

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3163.618 - 3175.398 Roy

Of course it would be a day off, even in states like... States like Victoria and Western Australia and South Australia that know nothing about Daily Messenger. But that would force them to learn. Who's this Daily Messenger guy? He what? He played for who?

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3176.039 - 3180.427 HG Nelson

Yeah. Now, but what I was going to say was, do we lose a public holiday that already... Oh, I don't think so.

3180.507 - 3181.829 Roy

I think you'd have a lot of trouble with that.

3182.17 - 3183.672 HG Nelson

Well, how about the King's birthday?

3184.377 - 3185.824 Roy

Oh, is that – oh, we're losing now.

Chapter 7: What questions arise regarding Black Caviar's passing?

3185.864 - 3189.882 HG Nelson

I mean, I'm just – I'm beginning a conversation. I don't lose that.

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3190.216 - 3198.405 Roy

Oh, I think you'd have a lot of trouble with that. I do, I do. I think Aussies are very keen to keep their public holidays.

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3198.946 - 3208.356 HG Nelson

Yes, no, I get that. I think they are. But some are now celebrated on the day if it falls in a weekday and some if they fall on a weekend.

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3208.656 - 3211.299 Roy

Well, if they're on a weekend, you've got to tack on and make it a long weekend.

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3211.319 - 3212.961 HG Nelson

Yeah, I know, but that's gone now.

3213.141 - 3230.892 Roy

Has it? Some places. I hate that. I hate that. Anyway, that's food for thought. It would be interesting to see what, say, the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition... Well, that could be an election issue. That should be... I mean, if there are any reporters listening, they should put that proposition to them next press conference they have.

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Where do you stand on a National Rugby League day? And should it be Daily Messenger's birthday? Now, this comes from Ash in Geelong, and this goes back a little bit, HG. Ash wants to know, Ash says, I was suspicious when I heard of Black Caviar's passing. He says that with the average lifespan of a horse at 25 to 30 years of age, Black Caviar passed at just under 18 years old.

3262.627 - 3273.868 Roy

And what he's wondering is that was there some sort of silent witness team that was called in to see what happened there? Were there any... You mean Four Corners?

3274.979 - 3278.142 HG Nelson

You mean Four Corners should do a probe into what happened to Black Caviar?

Chapter 8: How do the speakers connect numbers to personal experiences?

3346.006 - 3370.847 Roy

It seemed to be weird what was going on. But I don't know whether there are such mysteries associated with Black Caviar or not. Fair enough. Who was the vet who declared Black Caviar dead? Who saw Black Caviar lying still and, you know, trying to wake her up? Can't wake her up. Black Caviar's not waking up. Hello. Call the vet. I mean, who made that call?

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3371.068 - 3380.09 HG Nelson

Isn't it the skill of Four Corners to ask questions? Yes. Yes. Whose interest is it to bump this horse off? That's right. Question one.

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3380.11 - 3386.243 Roy

Yes. Well, let's have a look at the... Should we dig Black Caviar up and do a bit of testing?

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3386.324 - 3386.664 HG Nelson

Yes.

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3387.346 - 3392.096 Roy

Because forensic testing... Have we ever nailed... Did we nail what actually killed Black Caviar in the end?

3392.156 - 3398.213 HG Nelson

What was it, a heart attack? What was it? Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. God, you've opened a can of worms there. And you know what?

3398.233 - 3399.735 Roy

Well, Ash from Geelong has.

3400.236 - 3401.457 HG Nelson

You know, I hadn't even thought about this.

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I mean, it's a sad old day when it's up to Ash from Geelong. To raise a question. To raise an issue that's of national consequence.

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