HG Nelson

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, jet ski loons looking for a picnic to splash and fat tyre e-bike rodeo clowns creating untold mayhem on footpaths across the nation.

Our great code stands on the precipice of international sporting greatness.

So, with soul in the shorts, feeling in the feet, and joy in the jumper, it's time to bump, it's time to thump, it's time to sink the slipper.

Let's pull the cord on the Evon Road two-stroke and set off for the far horizon.

It's another blast of bludgeoning on the blindside with the master of midfield mayhem rampaging Roy Slavin and the man with a fistful of bait and burly, Captain Flathead, HG Nelson.

He's lively.

From the hutch of rugby league merchandise comes the Mama's Zealous Pancake Mix.

It's a total meal made with free-range eggs from the Coachwood and Myrtle Triangle, the home of Wayne Bennett's Big Birds.

Pete's breakfast biscuits are made to a special weight-reducing formula and come in four flavours.

Blueberry, shark, panther and rooster.

Every box of Mamos pancakes is an after-the-siren match-winning four-pointer scored between the posts and a kick to come.

That's breakfast in the bunny box, blindsiders.

ABC Radio.

Footy Heads.

The ethical obligation presents a month of metal in May.

Headed up by Metallica.

Megadeth.

Mastodon, Motley Crue, Machine Head, Man O' War, Iron Maiden and Municipal Waste.

Twelve hot and heavy nights of real loud at a taxpayer-funded football oval near you.

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