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It's wonderful broadcasting and presentation.

And I wonder what that does to a nation.

When you're watching that, you're like, fuck, we're the best at this.

We're the best at whatever this is.

I don't know if you saw Michael Vaughan's piece for the Telegraph, but he said Lords needs to be dug up.

I presume he was just talking about the wicket as opposed to the ground itself and just put some apartments there, but he was saying dig it up because he's been shit for ages.

He's been saying it's shit for the 100, it's shit for Middlesex.

This game was quite Australian in recent times, actually, in that it was diabolical and it was very hard to bat.

Your thoughts on digging up Lords?

No.

No.

Speaking of professionals, Bonnie Blue has been in the news again, Finn.

She has.

She is organising a golden shower for her baby shower.

You met her, obviously, for Finn versus the internet.

How impressed were you when you met Bonnie Blue?

No, Ashes test next year north of Nottingham.

I'm not sure if you've seen that.

It's Nottingham, Birmingham.

It is Lourdes, the Oval and Southampton, I think it is.