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Not really.

But if they were representing me, you know, and the country, I'd be like, it's like, how much rope do you give these guys?

You know, because if they're not punished this time, it will happen again.

Well, and also how many times can you do this?

And people will be like, nah, it's all right.

I mean, he's got so many credits in the bank for how he's played, you know, and what he's done, especially from where they were from, you know, where they were coming from, this England team.

And there were so many credits in the bank, but it surely must be getting, I mean, it's not really for two Australians to say, is it?

But it must be surely getting to a point where it's like,

But part of that problem is that, like, the guy next in line just did the same thing a few months ago.

But it's a cultural thing.

It's cultural.

Okay, but what about this?

Mate, when they win the Ashes next year, the beers are going to be unbelievable.

Mate, I'll be there, Trafalgar Square.

I saw Ollie Robinson in the sheds afterwards and he walked out to the Lord's balcony and all the fans were on the pitch and he had like half a Guinness and I was like, that would be one of the best beers of your life.

And so anyway, I get it, I guess the point.

But do you reckon when, if McCullum gets the news on whenever this comes out, do you reckon he's like, oh, for fuck's sake?

Or do you reckon he's like, what happened?

Because I reckon it might have been the latter.

I don't reckon he'd be like, oh, my God, damage control.