Higgs

All right, well, the game itself.

The game happened in fast forward, really.

England batted first, made 140.

New Zealand then all out 113.

226 for England in the third dig, meaning New Zealand needed heaps in the context of the game.

They bowled out for 138.

The conversation of the game is revolving around the deck.

Tricky, tricky deck.

Heaps of bolds, heaps of LBWs, heaps of absolute jaffers.

Michael Vaughan wrote in the Telegraph that he thinks the square needs to be dug up.

Yeah, I love this.

A lot of people have been talking about it's been shit for Middlesex.

It's been shit in the 100.

Yeah, but just the phrase.

Mate, you've got to dig it up.

I think everyone wins.

Well, speaking of Stokes' dismissal in the second dig, Simon Dool, who is just absolutely on one at the moment, Doolie, looking a million bucks as he always does.

So Stokes gets rock and rolled by Nathan Smith, I think it was, in the second dig.

And he says he's playing down the wrong line of a ball that's done absolutely nothing.

Get him, Dooley.