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That's like a baby one, bro. Imagine this time. How fat would you make it? Dude, I'm telling you, I'm making them this big. I make them every year to this day, except they're federally illegal, so I'm joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is parody.

That's like a baby one, bro. Imagine this time. How fat would you make it? Dude, I'm telling you, I'm making them this big. I make them every year to this day, except they're federally illegal, so I'm joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is parody.

Parody's nuts on your face.

Parody's nuts on your face.

I've seen them ladies outside earlier. You seen them ladies?

I've seen them ladies outside earlier. You seen them ladies?

Now imagine that times 10 and then you put a barrel on top and you screw shit on top of it. It blows it like 100 feet in the air.

Now imagine that times 10 and then you put a barrel on top and you screw shit on top of it. It blows it like 100 feet in the air.

Did you ever get arrested when you were a kid? Yeah. For what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like bullshit. I got arrested whenever I was like 15 because they were trying to pull me over and I ran from the cops and then like the next day they like knew where I lived. So they came and arrested me. I feel like running from the cops shouldn't be illegal.

Did you ever get arrested when you were a kid? Yeah. For what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like bullshit. I got arrested whenever I was like 15 because they were trying to pull me over and I ran from the cops and then like the next day they like knew where I lived. So they came and arrested me. I feel like running from the cops shouldn't be illegal.

Yeah, and like, dude, it was like kind of, we had like a, there was only one cop on duty where I'm from. You knew the cop? In the whole town? Yeah, there was a cop that got fired one time because like he would come kick it with us. His name was Tiny Tim and he would like bring us weed. What did Tiny Tim look like? Oh man, bro, guess, man. He was like 5'6", 5'7".

Yeah, and like, dude, it was like kind of, we had like a, there was only one cop on duty where I'm from. You knew the cop? In the whole town? Yeah, there was a cop that got fired one time because like he would come kick it with us. His name was Tiny Tim and he would like bring us weed. What did Tiny Tim look like? Oh man, bro, guess, man. He was like 5'6", 5'7".

He was like, you guys like cops in here? I like good people.

He was like, you guys like cops in here? I like good people.

Yeah, good people for sure. Yeah, but he was a cop, bro. He was a 5'5 cop. Wow.

Yeah, good people for sure. Yeah, but he was a cop, bro. He was a 5'5 cop. Wow.

Tiny Tim was his name. He used to live with our homies. Dad, yeah. Just Tiny Tim. My brother actually one time, Tiny Tim fucking tased him, and my brother hit him with a brick in the head.

Tiny Tim was his name. He used to live with our homies. Dad, yeah. Just Tiny Tim. My brother actually one time, Tiny Tim fucking tased him, and my brother hit him with a brick in the head.

and he locked him up put him in the back of the car and i remember my brother i'm upstairs in my bedroom and i'm watching the cops talk to my parents and they're like they got all this paper you know and my brother's like drunk in the back seat he's probably like 17 18 he's like screaming avery jamie and we're like we're like what like upstairs like watching through the window with the window pulled up he's like watch this he goes i'm gonna count down from five and i'm gonna break out of here and the cops are like shaylin like chill out chill out

and he locked him up put him in the back of the car and i remember my brother i'm upstairs in my bedroom and i'm watching the cops talk to my parents and they're like they got all this paper you know and my brother's like drunk in the back seat he's probably like 17 18 he's like screaming avery jamie and we're like we're like what like upstairs like watching through the window with the window pulled up he's like watch this he goes i'm gonna count down from five and i'm gonna break out of here and the cops are like shaylin like chill out chill out