Honestav
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So like I was really like, oh man, bro. Metaphorically, I was like really kind of just like, I was like a DJ Khaled type where I was really never in the room, but I'm connecting all the people to be in the room. Or I would hire a driver to come, hey, yo, come pick this up for me and bring it over there. So I didn't really have to fuck with it.
So like I was really like, oh man, bro. Metaphorically, I was like really kind of just like, I was like a DJ Khaled type where I was really never in the room, but I'm connecting all the people to be in the room. Or I would hire a driver to come, hey, yo, come pick this up for me and bring it over there. So I didn't really have to fuck with it.
But there was a time where my homie, I let him live with me. And he was like a runner for me. And they assumed that he was the plug. And I got like these dudes, they come up to my house. They're like running up to my house. I could tell you the story. Fuck it. I'm just telling you the whole story. They're like running up to my house. And I hear this car door. It's like a car door slam.
But there was a time where my homie, I let him live with me. And he was like a runner for me. And they assumed that he was the plug. And I got like these dudes, they come up to my house. They're like running up to my house. I could tell you the story. Fuck it. I'm just telling you the whole story. They're like running up to my house. And I hear this car door. It's like a car door slam.
And I hear like an engine. And I look outside and I see these dudes running up with baseball bats. So I call my boy. I'm like, I'm getting robbed. I'm getting robbed. They got baseball bats. I throw my phone down. We're like looking for weapons because at this time I don't have any weapons. I'm 21 years old. I don't have like weapons or nothing like that. And boom, they kicked the door.
And I hear like an engine. And I look outside and I see these dudes running up with baseball bats. So I call my boy. I'm like, I'm getting robbed. I'm getting robbed. They got baseball bats. I throw my phone down. We're like looking for weapons because at this time I don't have any weapons. I'm 21 years old. I don't have like weapons or nothing like that. And boom, they kicked the door.
My friend is like 400 pounds. So he's like hanging on the door. They're like kicking him. And he's like, get something, get something. Boom, the door flies open. I'm right in front of the door. The guys right here, there's two dudes coming in and a pistol hits the ground and slides all the way to my feet. And I look down and I look up and I'm like, oh.
My friend is like 400 pounds. So he's like hanging on the door. They're like kicking him. And he's like, get something, get something. Boom, the door flies open. I'm right in front of the door. The guys right here, there's two dudes coming in and a pistol hits the ground and slides all the way to my feet. And I look down and I look up and I'm like, oh.
And I realized their baseball bats were AR-15s with silencers on them. They weren't even baseball bats. Boom, they got them, like, pointed at us, and they're, like, pointing them at us, and I'm looking at this pistol on the ground, and I'm looking at the dude, and the dude's got another pistol in his hand. He's like, don't even do it.
And I realized their baseball bats were AR-15s with silencers on them. They weren't even baseball bats. Boom, they got them, like, pointed at us, and they're, like, pointing them at us, and I'm looking at this pistol on the ground, and I'm looking at the dude, and the dude's got another pistol in his hand. He's like, don't even do it.
And he grabs the pistol all slow-like, and he's like, everybody get on their hands and knees. My girlfriend at the time mouths off to him, and she's like, you're not going to make me do shit. I'm like, shut up. Yo, yo, yo, stop. Yo, yo, yo. The dude goes, it was Christmas time, so there was a tree and there was presents. He goes, it looks like it's Christmas for everybody.
And he grabs the pistol all slow-like, and he's like, everybody get on their hands and knees. My girlfriend at the time mouths off to him, and she's like, you're not going to make me do shit. I'm like, shut up. Yo, yo, yo, stop. Yo, yo, yo. The dude goes, it was Christmas time, so there was a tree and there was presents. He goes, it looks like it's Christmas for everybody.
And nobody laughed, and she goes, that shit wasn't even funny. Bro. In the heat of the battle. At least she's consistent.
And nobody laughed, and she goes, that shit wasn't even funny. Bro. In the heat of the battle. At least she's consistent.
She gives you shit, but you're like, at least everyone gets it. I mean, the robbers were getting it. So my boys are on their hands and knees in the living room. Boom. I'm like, yo, it's my crib. So he was trying to rob my boy. And he's like, I'm like, dude, it's my crib. And he's like, all right, take me to the weed then. So I'm like, all right, man, come to the basement.
She gives you shit, but you're like, at least everyone gets it. I mean, the robbers were getting it. So my boys are on their hands and knees in the living room. Boom. I'm like, yo, it's my crib. So he was trying to rob my boy. And he's like, I'm like, dude, it's my crib. And he's like, all right, take me to the weed then. So I'm like, all right, man, come to the basement.
And I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to get this guy in the basement and try to make a little move or something. You're thinking this? 1v1 this guy. Yeah, I'm thinking they're going to kill us. So I'm like, what am I going to do? So we get down into the basement. And I have like all my weed over here and I got like a bag of weed right here that's got like not that much weed.
And I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to get this guy in the basement and try to make a little move or something. You're thinking this? 1v1 this guy. Yeah, I'm thinking they're going to kill us. So I'm like, what am I going to do? So we get down into the basement. And I have like all my weed over here and I got like a bag of weed right here that's got like not that much weed.
And I'm like, that's all I got. He's like, I know this ain't all you got. And I'm like, that's all I got, bro. And I'm looking at his gun and I'm about to go grab it. And the next thing I know, I hear and I got blood running down my face and my whole shirt is I had a white shirt on. It's covered in blood. And I'm on a couch like this. And this dude is straddling me like he's riding my dick.
And I'm like, that's all I got. He's like, I know this ain't all you got. And I'm like, that's all I got, bro. And I'm looking at his gun and I'm about to go grab it. And the next thing I know, I hear and I got blood running down my face and my whole shirt is I had a white shirt on. It's covered in blood. And I'm on a couch like this. And this dude is straddling me like he's riding my dick.