Horatio Gould
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Sloppy Joe's Cole.
Sloppy Joe Cole.
Right?
They had no idea what to do with me.
I was a complete wild card.
I was like a rhino charging down there.
I had about three or four charges before I was too tired.
Yes.
With the right coach, I was devastating.
If you were starting me, I would have to come off before halftime.
Okay?
I was an impact sub.
I was like a fat soul shah.
okay i was like ollie gunner sold jar of pickles bowlie right anyway um ollie gunny coleslaw ollie gunny coleslaw yeah uh but i was a super sub right uh anyway so i i scored a free kick as well my cream predators yeah that's really really fat guy
My point is I had inherent skill.
Right.
I was hamstrung by the size of my hamstrings.
Yes, but Hitler wanted the FIFA because they wanted to glorify the Nazi regime, same way he wants Berlin Olympics, right?
So we'll get into it actually just after the 38th World Cup, but there's an amazing counterfactual about what happens if Hitler took FIFA.
Yeah.