Host 1

Stories to me get more insane and a little funny when it's an obscure celebrity. It's not funny. I don't want anyone to be attempted murdered. Or regular murdered. But when you interject that part of it, when it's not a super well-known, beloved celebrity, but somebody we all kind of know. He is a fan of the show. David Spade? He's watching.

Dang it. I think he's so funny. David, talk to him. Don't talk to us. That was not an indication of what I think of David. I just think that that's always a funny...

Dang it. I think he's so funny. David, talk to him. Don't talk to us. That was not an indication of what I think of David. I just think that that's always a funny...

Dang it. I think he's so funny. David, talk to him. Don't talk to us. That was not an indication of what I think of David. I just think that that's always a funny...

interjection he's listening apologize to him like when you're like this this thing happened and it happened to like kel from kenan and kel you're like why did it just get funny all of a sudden it's not funny at all but that's that's a person i haven't thought about in a while have you ever heard that brian regan uh comedian joke he uh talks about how there was a plot apparently from this guy this uh kidnap russell crowe that got leaked and the guy like went to jail

interjection he's listening apologize to him like when you're like this this thing happened and it happened to like kel from kenan and kel you're like why did it just get funny all of a sudden it's not funny at all but that's that's a person i haven't thought about in a while have you ever heard that brian regan uh comedian joke he uh talks about how there was a plot apparently from this guy this uh kidnap russell crowe that got leaked and the guy like went to jail

interjection he's listening apologize to him like when you're like this this thing happened and it happened to like kel from kenan and kel you're like why did it just get funny all of a sudden it's not funny at all but that's that's a person i haven't thought about in a while have you ever heard that brian regan uh comedian joke he uh talks about how there was a plot apparently from this guy this uh kidnap russell crowe that got leaked and the guy like went to jail

Right. That's a funny like area. And again, it's not funny because crime is serious. Right. And no one should do it. But people generally have ideas about stuff like business ideas. You never really. Me and my buddy always talked about it. It's a company and we mow people's lawns and do therapy. Something like that. And you're like, yeah, cool, dude. Sound like John Lennon for a second.

Right. That's a funny like area. And again, it's not funny because crime is serious. Right. And no one should do it. But people generally have ideas about stuff like business ideas. You never really. Me and my buddy always talked about it. It's a company and we mow people's lawns and do therapy. Something like that. And you're like, yeah, cool, dude. Sound like John Lennon for a second.

Right. That's a funny like area. And again, it's not funny because crime is serious. Right. And no one should do it. But people generally have ideas about stuff like business ideas. You never really. Me and my buddy always talked about it. It's a company and we mow people's lawns and do therapy. Something like that. And you're like, yeah, cool, dude. Sound like John Lennon for a second.

Do therapy, you know. You get it. But if someone was walking around with like a bunch of failed crime ideas. That'd be great. I guess it's sort of the premise of the Despicable Me movies. But like, you were just like, what? I was going through your journal because you had the grocery list and a couple pages back it was like a detailed list of how to kidnap Kel from Kenan and Kel.

Do therapy, you know. You get it. But if someone was walking around with like a bunch of failed crime ideas. That'd be great. I guess it's sort of the premise of the Despicable Me movies. But like, you were just like, what? I was going through your journal because you had the grocery list and a couple pages back it was like a detailed list of how to kidnap Kel from Kenan and Kel.

Do therapy, you know. You get it. But if someone was walking around with like a bunch of failed crime ideas. That'd be great. I guess it's sort of the premise of the Despicable Me movies. But like, you were just like, what? I was going through your journal because you had the grocery list and a couple pages back it was like a detailed list of how to kidnap Kel from Kenan and Kel.

You steal my dreams from me, old woman. Gosh forbid a guy have hobbies, okay? Sometimes I think about robbing the M&M factory, okay? I'm not going to do it. This is why you never take me dancing.

You steal my dreams from me, old woman. Gosh forbid a guy have hobbies, okay? Sometimes I think about robbing the M&M factory, okay? I'm not going to do it. This is why you never take me dancing.

You steal my dreams from me, old woman. Gosh forbid a guy have hobbies, okay? Sometimes I think about robbing the M&M factory, okay? I'm not going to do it. This is why you never take me dancing.

No. Oh, Rachel's just telling me about this.

No. Oh, Rachel's just telling me about this.

No. Oh, Rachel's just telling me about this.

At night? Let's do it. I completely track with that. Where is it? Is it Yellowstone?